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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY মাস marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The পরবর্তি review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed দ্বারা lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can সরানো on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly got his career off the ground and got him his spot in the gaming industry. A game known as Deadly Premonition



Deadly Premonition is… a lot. An enigma, a cult classic, a debatably bad game, an oddly great game, insanely creative, a rip off, a comedy, a horror, a mystery, it is many, many things. Like a Sinner’s Sandwich, this game is many things. Janky, weird, oddly colored, and yet আপনি keep coming back for more. If আপনি were to tell me that Deadly Premonition was an original experience and one of the best games out there, I’d tell আপনি “That’s understandable”. And if আপনি told me that Deadly Premonition was an overhyped buggy piece of shit, I’d tell আপনি “That’s understandable”. Deadly Premonition has an odd reputation. People either consider this game a 10/10 masterpiece, while others consider it one of the worst games of the seventh generation. There seems to be no middle ground with this game. আপনি either প্রণয় it অথবা আপনি hate it. And since it’s me we’re talking about, I absolutely প্রণয় this game. I’ve been following the development of DP2, I’ve been playing the game on both 360 and Switch. I had the Whistle Theme as my ringtone for the longest time. This game is so special to me. But what is Deadly Premonition? What makes it such a strange game that people love. Well… Let’s get into it.
Deadly Premonition follows the escapades of one Francis York Morgan. But please, just call him York. That’s what everyone does. York is a very special kind of strange, yet an enticing protagonist. York does have creative detective skills and they do always lead him to the right track in a case, yet they are so unorthodox and strange, that it only makes sense for people to call him a fucking weirdo, made আরো so দ্বারা how he can have a casual conversation with a doctor about puzzles in the room where a victims body is under autopsy, অথবা how he will just talk about weird old চলচ্চিত্র like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes over and over on the awkward drive to the পরবর্তি part of the case, and most importantly, will constantly interrupt conversations to badmouth the person he was just talking to right in front of them to a mysterious person named “Zach”. And yet, he always just comes off as charming. He is strange, and can even be rude with his lack of understanding of common sense, yet he never comes off as insufferable অথবা a prick about it. Maybe it’s because his odd behavior fits well in the odd setting of this game. I’d even go so far as to say his personality is charming, how he gets passionate about a good meal, how he always has these little quirks about him like smoking before a case, always wanting to be called York, his প্রণয় for coffee with only milk, no sugar, his obsession with bad movies. It’s these little details to this character that just make him feel আরো like a person. Dare I say, it makes আপনি feel like you’re really York (kill me). York is a weird man, but he is a charming man, if that makes sense. Kind of like the game of Deadly Premonition. This game is charming, but still so very weird. And why not have a weird and charming protagonist lead your game. But a good protagonist can only carry the story for so long. How is the story of DP?
Well… It’s Twin Peaks. Yeah, it is very much Twin Peaks. SWERY65 is a man who likes to wear his influences on his sleeve in all of his games. Spy Fiction clearly being a Metal Gear game and even Deadly Premonition 2 being less Twin Peaks and আরো True Detective. This has led to some people flat out calling this game a rip off. And while I can definitely see it, even one of the tracks in the game blatantly sounding like Laura’s Theme from Twin Peaks, I’m a firm believer in the fact that nothing is original. It’s alright to have your influences as long as আপনি can add your own little touch to it. If you’re gonna rip something off, আপনি may as well go all the way and try to make a “What if I made this” sort of scenario. Besides, I feel like the game is different enough with it’s plot as it goes on to differ from Twin Peaks. But the actual story of the game is a winding path of weirdness and possible curiosity. York comes to the small woodland town of Greenvale, Washington. Here, he hears of the murder of a young girl named Annah Graham, who was murdered in a ritualistic fashion and is connected to other murders around the country দ্বারা Red Seeds. With the help of the local police force including sheriff George Woodman, and police officers Emily Wyatt and Thomas MacLaine. During his investigation as আরো victims are killed দ্বারা the murderer, a mysterious figure known as the Raincoat Killer pursues York through the strange world of red that appears at night, and leads York to the paranormal in this case. The story is bizarre, obviously, leading to all sorts of strange creatures and stranger people. Yet, while one can argue that the story itself is insane, it never gets boring to me. It starts off pretty slow, but it starts to pick up really fast as soon as the first chapter nears the end, and York finds himself being chased দ্বারা the Raincoat Killer while in his investigations and starts exploring the town on his own. And speaking of which, the town of Greenvale.



I don’t know how the insanely bizarre characters of Deadly Premonition 2 were not considered as crazy as these characters in Greenvale. Maybe it’s because in DP2, they were trying too hard to make them all whacky, which they certainly were strange, whereas DP was a bit more… eased into the madness. Having grown up in small towns myself, this game just gives me a really homey feel to it and it’s all thanks to the strange characters আপনি meet. আপনি got a store owner with her rockabilly husband, a elderly hotel owner with an insanely long টেবিল for no reason, the rich man of the town who always wears a gas mask and lets his assistant talk for him, ending his responses in “So says Mr. Stewart”, a gas station owner who will only talk to cops if they bribe him, a sergeant at the local junkyard who calls himself a general, an old woman walking around with a pot, a gravekeeper who has a speech impediment, and much, much more. These characters all stand out in ways that are really charming অথবা at least their one gimmick is strange enough to keep আপনি interested in doing their sidequests. And like I said, growing up in small towns all my life where everyone knows everyone, this is exactly what a small town in America feels like. You’ll have those strange folk that আপনি hear rumors about, but then will be shocked to hear such things, like the old woman with the pot who is always walking around with it was once the prettiest girl in her high school class অথবা how the general may have been a character in SWERY’s পূর্ববর্তি game, Spy Fiction. আপনি really get a feeling that there's আরো to this small town than on surface level. And it adds আরো to it when আপনি see the characters hurt দ্বারা the deaths of these young girls. They aren’t just shaken দ্বারা it, some of them are absolutely mortified. Anna’s mother has gone mad from grief, her best friend decides to stay locked up in her house out of depression, the town starts to fear for their own safety and mourn her loss. Greenvale has so much personality to it and it’s not just someone dimensional “Look at all these weirdos” kind of thing. They all have their own daily routines, they all have different relationships with other characters. Some are বন্ধু with others, some are married and have kids, some stay reclusive and away from others, and some of them are always going around the town at different points of the day. They never stay in one spot and for a game that was on one hell of a budget, just seeing that is really charming.



Unfortunately I can’t say the same for the gameplay. While I can say that the setting and the characters and even the story have so much charm to it and it makes up for the technical issues in the cutscenes and the graphics, the amount of charm in the gameplay can only help it out so much. The সঙ্গীত is fine, having this sort of jazzy tune to it, even distorted at points to emphasize the madness that York finds himself in during the other world sections, while also being both pretty enticing while at other times so out of place that it is hilarious. The tonal shifts caused দ্বারা this soundtrack should drive me to an autistic rage, yet I find myself laughing from it due to the games will and determination to be crazy. But, as I stated, it can only do so much for the gameplay. One issue with the open world sections is that everything in this game is really widespread. It is a small country town and, again, very realistic to small country towns. Everything is spread out between roads and farmlands. The downside is that this is a game, not real life, and that just isn’t fun to me. Driving back and forth from grassland to grassland to reach the পরবর্তি point in the story can get really tiresome. However, I personally was never bothered দ্বারা it. Maybe it’s the charming conversations that York has with Zach about the case, about movies, about characters in the story, অথবা just about whatever strange thing comes to mind. Maybe it’s the wacky সঙ্গীত of York’s theme that is just so lovely that it calms my nerves. Maybe it’s the fact that seeing York crash his car at high velocity due to the buggy mechanics that leaves me laughing. Whatever it is, while I can understand the issue with this, I am not too troubled দ্বারা it. But another issue that is hard for me to defend is the gunplay. I’ve heard rumors that SWERY never wanted to add these sections in the game but was told to দ্বারা the publisher because Resident Evil 4 was the hottest দুশ্চরিত্রা in town at the time, so he was left with no choice. And yeah… I believe it. It’s not… terrible, but it certainly feels awkward. Like really awkward. Like it feels like how আপনি would আগুন a gun, gamers at home. That said, I won’t deny that taking a shotgun and blowing a Shadows fucking face off in one hit isn’t the most satisfying thing ever. A feature that I did miss in DP2, not gonna lie. I also feel that these sections can go on for a bit too long. But hey, at least the levels in the shadow world change in DP1 unlike DP2 (I’ll get around to reviewing DP2 some time. That game has things that it does better and does worse than 1). The gameplay in and of itself in DP1 is awkward. Charming, and far from being absolutely god awful, but awkward. Like a little kid who is প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে his প্রণয় for মাইন ক্র্যাফট দ্বারা dressing up in a really bad Creeper costume. আপনি wanna tell him it looks like shit and he’s probably gonna get made fun of দ্বারা absolute degenerates, i.e. 30 বছর olds on Reddit who think they’re funny, but আপনি can tell he’s having fun with it… what was I talking about again? Right, DP1 gameplay. Yeah, it’s alright. Better than Godhand/10.



There’s so much আরো I wanna talk about in this game, especially involving আরো of the strange সঙ্গীত that can actually be really well placed at times, the story of the Raincoat Killer, and discuss the insane ending, but that would require spoilers, and while I could just leave a spoiler warning and tell people, “Go and play the game yourself”.... I’m not gonna do that. This game works better when আপনি go in as blind to the twist as possible. I am not gonna be the one to tell আপনি where this game's story goes, because it’s actually pretty good. অথবা at least, I remember it being good. It’s definitely not at all what I was expecting it to be, but I remember liking it despite that. So I won’t be spoiling it here for you. Instead, I’ll discuss one thing about this game. The horror aspects. Deadly Premonition is considered a horror game, and while I do প্রণয় this game with all my heart, is it a horror game?... Maybe? I think. Personally, I never got scared of this game. While it is described as a survival horror, I don’t see it. Sure, the other world does look like a typical Silent পাহাড় setting, but those sections are so few and far between that you’ll never get the chance to let the horror set in before your back exploring the town and hearing York talk about his punk phase in high school. The amount of items আপনি pick up means that you’ll never run out of ammo. You’ll also pick up খাবার and coffee, so you’ll never worry about needing to eat অথবা sleep in this game either. And the enemy নকশা is just not bizarre enough to warrant any fear. There are creepy moments like the Raincoat Killer moment near the end that I refuse to describe অথবা a creepy hand just subtly প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে itself before disappearing, but the game just isn’t all that scary. But it most certainly has its moments. The enemies have this quick, inham movement to them. Think of the nurses' strange movements from Silent পাহাড় 2, but cranked up to 11 on how fast they move, almost like they have this ছবি speedline to their twitching. And the সারমেয় that can chase আপনি at night and are just slightly faster than your car had me worrying for my life and wanting to get inside as fast as I could. And I won’t deny, the acts of how Red Trees are grown is one of the most fucking evil things I’ve ever seen in fiction. That is just horrifying. And I will say, the way the characters সরানো and look adds to the strangeness. Look, I personally believe that the uglier a game looks, the creepier it is. That may sound strange, but think about the polygonal abstractness of the monsters from Silent Hill. If আপনি could get a good look at something and if it moved well, your brain would just go, “Oh, yeah, I can make that out”. Humans have a habit of fearing the unknown. We want to know things, put logic into it, so when we see something that our brains can’t process properly, it confuses us, and it disturbs us. That’s what puts Deadly Premonition in the Uncanny Valley, a system of function where আপনি see something that looks human, yet… somethings not right. Like how androids সরানো their facial expression. They may look human, but something’s not right with their body movement, how they look at আপনি with a dead gaze. And Deadly Premonition has that in spades with the janky character movements, how they can stand as stiff as a board before breaking out into full Sasquatch walk, with the strange facial expressions that range from looking like an action figure to full scale blow up dolls. It gives this game a sort of dream-like feeling to it, and it really does work in the strangeness of this game, and that’s what Deadly Premonition feels like to me. A dream.
Deadly Premonition is a really special game. দ্বারা the time I finished it, I was already having fond memories of it, feeling nostalgic about it, despite having played it pretty recently. My first time playing Deadly Premonition was when it was released on the Switch as Deadly Premonition Origins to promote DP2. I had never played the game prior to that. My first time playing this game was back in September of 2019, not even a বছর ago. And I fell in প্রণয় with it immediately. I প্রণয় the strange tone, I প্রণয় the weird small town, I প্রণয় the janky combat, I প্রণয় the strange story, I প্রণয় York’s weird traditions with coffee and investigating, and I even প্রণয় all the ugly parts of this game. Deadly Premonition is the definition of just being a charming game. It’s not a perfect game, and I can understand people saying it’s not a good game. But I still প্রণয় it, because it has charm. That’s the word of the day, people, charm. This game has charm. So much damn charm. Clear as a crisp spring morning. If I have somehow sold আপনি on this game, আপনি can get it right now on Switch from the Origins version, and it is on Steam right now for $25. আপনি can also get it on Xbox 360 অথবা the Director’s Cut version for PS3, though প্রদত্ত DP2’s story, it looks like the events in the Director’s Cut are non-canon.
posted by nmdis
"Trust In Me"


How could I see আপনি when I was so blind
How could I grasp আপনি when I was far behind
How could I hear আপনি when I was so deaf
How could I get up when I had been left

But আপনি said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And আপনি said, don't worry
For all you've gotta do
Is put your trust in me

How could I be clean when I was so dirty
How could I be made whole when I was torn apart
Make me whole, make me whole
Make me whole again

But আপনি said, don't worry
For I've healed the blind man
And I've set the captives free
And আপনি said, don't worry
For all...
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posted by nmdis
BEAT


It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make আপনি bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, আপনি do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do আপনি speak in silence?
Why do আপনি sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what আপনি have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I পোষ্ট হয়েছে a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think আপনি can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the যেভাবে খুশী অনুরাগী club doesn't mean আপনি won't get reported.

3. The প্রশ্ন aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then আপনি click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If আপনি post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a তালিকা a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive অথবা not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different অথবা smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused অথবা hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the শিরোনাম says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will প্রণয় and আপনি don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is আরো on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal প্রেমী অথবা sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if আপনি want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth অথবা I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for আপনি to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got আরো chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, আপনি know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a দিন আপনি hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say আপনি hate society, আপনি say আপনি can’t stand it. আপনি say আপনি hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people আপনি see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, আপনি all are. আপনি were born this way, আপনি will die this way. আপনি are society, and society is you. আপনি are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years পূর্বে with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's দিন in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the শীর্ষ spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe আপনি 3 cans of your পছন্দ soda.
2. আপনি find a four leaf clover

3. আপনি are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. আপনি get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I প্রণয় you.

6. আপনি find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 আরো people followed আপনি on twitter

9. আপনি meet your fav celebrity.

10. আপনি get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that প্রদর্শনী আপনি have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that প্রদর্শনী আপনি have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture ভ্যাম্পায়ার and scary চলচ্চিত্র in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I প্রণয় this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on ডিজনি channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a প্রদর্শনী that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I প্রণয় this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the ডিজনি channel. I প্রণয় the characters. It's interesting and funny, I প্রণয় that its not a typical ডিজনি comedy and I প্রণয় that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and উদ্ধৃতি and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If আপনি don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause আপনি are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. আপনি think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde অথবা skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট
7. আপনি can do anything-but not everything
8. আপনি may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell আপনি a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told আপনি to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If আপনি die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The জনপ্রিয় girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my শার্ট on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If আপনি are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some যেভাবে খুশী guy/girl = Is this আসন empty?
আপনি = Yes and this one will be too if আপনি sit here.

I'll write আরো soon!!!
 Emmanuel রশ্মি as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. ছবি courtesy ফলমূল District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel রশ্মি will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted দ্বারা actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted দ্বারা Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits পরবর্তি Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have আপনি tried প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like আপনি - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - মাছ Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first দিন of 7th grade I was so excited to see my বন্ধু after summer yay. Well the first দিন of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my বন্ধু Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m প্রথমপাতা and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She ব্যক্ত “I might come back to page পরবর্তি semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! আপনি call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! আপনি DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All আপনি are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has আরো dick! I have an army of Red Coats! আপনি have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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