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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If আপনি tied buttered টোস্ট to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when আপনি turn on the headlights?

আপনি know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if আপনি open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when আপনি transport something দ্বারা car, it's called a shipment, but when আপনি transport something দ্বারা ship, it's called cargo?

আপনি know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, আপনি turn down the volume on the radio?

If আপনি have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

Why is it called a TV "set" when আপনি only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both বিভক্ত করা apart and stick together?

Why is it, whether আপনি sit up অথবা sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an অন্তিম দিন তারিখ on টক cream?

If আপনি keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If আপনি can't drink and drive, why do আপনি need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Have আপনি ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would দুধ come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not সরানো 10 miles away?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Does a মাছ get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
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আপনি can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But আপনি wouldn't tell no one
Your পছন্দ if আপনি could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes আপনি would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a আগুন without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because প্রণয় is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where আপনি look আপনি can find it
Try to run but...
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed আপনি my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night আপনি গাউন it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear আপনি whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the প্রণয় lies

All alone আপনি called it survival
He হারিয়ে গেছে at প্রণয় to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want আপনি to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather আপনি not be so sincere

How cold could আপনি be
What would আপনি do if আপনি were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my হৃদয় it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, প্রণয় is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush আপনি can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush আপনি can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If আপনি wanna dance let’s সরানো it
If আপনি wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If আপনি want the world আপনি got it
If আপনি want the girl আপনি got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If আপনি want it all আপনি got it
Can আপনি hear me call আপনি got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the পরবর্তি on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't আপনি take a আসন and I will get আপনি something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some খাবার with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the তালিকা and removed his name from the শীর্ষ of the তালিকা and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he ব্যক্ত to the guy, "Because আপনি have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the তালিকা ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much আপনি try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's আপনি and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a অনুরাগী of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on ফ্যানপপ towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I প্রণয় and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of আপনি for the rest of my life :)

I প্রণয় আপনি all! Have a beautiful, wonderful দিন :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that আপনি were real, that আপনি all were , that he was.
There is evidence that আপনি were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming অথবা not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and আপনি diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, অথবা did i make আপনি up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without আপনি i dont know. But i want to find out. Do আপনি think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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