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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here আপনি go! =P


A শামুক can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An হাতি is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, আপনি have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, দ্বারা taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If আপনি try to hold back a sneeze, আপনি can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head অথবা neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders আরো than death!
The strongest muscle আপনি have is your tounge.
আপনি can't kill yourself দ্বারা holding your breath.
It is আরো likely to be killed দ্বারা a champagne cork than being poisoned দ্বারা a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The হাতি is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, আপনি have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
আপনি breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
আপনি spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A কুম্ভীর can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's হৃদয় is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
আরো than 50% of the world's population has never received অথবা made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one ঘন্টা increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did আপনি know that 60% of all the times আপনি wash your hands, আপনি don't wash your right thumb?
দ্বারা স্নেহ চুম্বন আপনি exchange আরো germs than if আপনি lick a clean toilet.
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আপনি guys wanna do some stuuuffffff XD
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Now take your seats.
One দিন in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: আপনি B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI আগুন breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! আগুন BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
লন্ডন tipton: *raped*
THE END!
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-i hope it was helpful :P


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posted by edwardcarlisle
Well, as the শিরোনাম says, this is a তালিকা of stupid প্রশ্ন people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope আপনি enjoy!

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- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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