41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If আপনি have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your বন্ধু come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি ask their opinion of everything.

7. After আপনি have your bath, মোড়ানো a bath towel around আপনি and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask আপনি what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping অথবা running into something. Look at the ground and whenever আপনি see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as আপনি can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an ঘন্টা and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When আপনি ঝরনা অথবা bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when আপনি laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When আপনি fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything আপনি see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few মিনিট then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and ক্রুশ your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let আপনি buy what আপনি want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim আপনি have been abducted দ্বারা aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask আপনি to call someone, stay where আপনি are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I প্রণয় আপনি Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take আপনি to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their ডেস্ক chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid আপনি see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring প্রথমপাতা the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want আপনি to see. Like a drop out অথবা a goth অথবা something. Tell them he/she's আপনি new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out আম everywhere আপনি go