1. When আপনি get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks আপনি to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

16. When he asks আপনি to spread them, tell him আপনি don’t go that way.

17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say “Usually my dates buy me ডিনার first”

18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause আপনি don’t like ink on your fingers.

19. After আপনি sign the ticket and give it to him, say “Oops! That’s the wrong name.”

20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

21. When he comes up to the car, say “License and registration, please” right when he says it.

22. When he goes to read আপনি your rights, sing “La La La, I can’t hear you!”

23. Trip and fall into him.

24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes আপনি away.

25. Before আপনি sign the ticket, pick your nose. আপনি have to sign with his pen.

26. Chew on the pen, nervously.

27. Clean your ear with the pen.

28. If it’s a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar…..

30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.

31. Act like আপনি are retarded.

32. When he’s telling আপনি what আপনি did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

33. Mumble to yourself.

34. When he tells আপনি to stop, say what are আপনি talkin about, DUDE?

35. Drive to Dunkin ডোনাটস্‌ and say hmmm….only 5 of আপনি here tonight…….

36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

38. Ask if he watches Cops.

39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

40. Giggle if he did.

41. Talk to your hand.

42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five পছন্দ Friends.

43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.

44. When he frisks you, say আপনি missed a spot, and grin.

45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

46. Try to sell him your car.

47. Ask if আপনি can buy his car.

48. If he takes আপনি to the station, Ask to sit in front.

49. Play with the siren.

50. If আপনি know him, say আপনি had his wife for dinner.

51. If আপনি don’t know him, ask if আপনি can have his wife for dinner. Oops…I meant OVER for dinner

52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.

53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.

55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.

56. When আপনি are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.

57. Turn your head and whistle.

58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what আপনি gonna do with that.

59. If আপনি are female, say I don’t do that on the first date.

60. If he sticks আপনি in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

61. Stare at his lights and say “Look at the pretty colors!”

62. Tell him আপনি like men in uniform.

63. Ask if আপনি can borrow his uniform for a হ্যালোইন party