1. Unplug the refrigerator.
2. Turn the চুলা on.
3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4. Hide the remote.
5. Hide the television.
6. Hide the pets.
7. Change the answering machine message.
8. Turn off the answering machine.
9. Change the speed dial numbers.
10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11. Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12. Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13. Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14. See how much pay-per-view porn আপনি can order in one day.
15. Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16. Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17. Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18. Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a ছবি of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19. Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20. Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21. Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22. Replace দেওয়াল ছবি with ছবি of someone else's family.
23. Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24. Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25. Paint their bathrooms black.
26. Paint their mirrors black.
27. Paint their windows black.
28. Nail their windows shut.
29. Put a skeleton in a closet.
30. Stuff a বালিশ with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31. Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32. Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33. Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34. Fill every glass in the রান্নাঘর cabinet with water. (They might not spill the সেকেন্ড অথবা third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35. Turn off the phone ringers.
36. Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and টেলিভিশন volume set to maximum.
37. Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38. Grease the banisters.
39. Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40. Put a rubber জরান in the জরান jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell আপনি what phone number to include, but why don't আপনি figure it out?)
41. Call for খাবার delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42. Make urine ice cubes.
43. Pee in the shampoo.
44. Take the book jackets off the hardcover বই and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book আপনি purchased previously at a dollar store. If আপনি can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45. Unscrew the light bulbs.
46. Hide the toilet paper.
47. Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48. Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49. Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as আপনি can.
50. Plant weeds in the flowerpots.
By: Jason Roth
2. Turn the চুলা on.
3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4. Hide the remote.
5. Hide the television.
6. Hide the pets.
7. Change the answering machine message.
8. Turn off the answering machine.
9. Change the speed dial numbers.
10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11. Add an extra goldfish to the goldfish bowl.
12. Leave a condom wrapper under a sofa cushion.
13. Make yourself a meal. Be polite and wash the dishes.
14. See how much pay-per-view porn আপনি can order in one day.
15. Set the TiVo to record nothing but infomercials.
16. Leave a note on their computer that says "Thanks for the files."
17. Leave a note anywhere that says "I'll be back."
18. Leave a note listing a website address. Set up a website and post a ছবি of yourself sitting on their toilet. (Don't forget to wear a ski mask.)
19. Replace a crucifix with Mickey Mouse.
20. Install video surveillance equipment. Leave a tape of yourself installing it.
21. Paint "Helter Skelter" on a wall.
22. Replace দেওয়াল ছবি with ছবি of someone else's family.
23. Replace products with similar products of a different brand. If they own Heinz ketchup, replace it with Hunt's. If they own Tide laundry detergent, replace it with All.
24. Tie a nylon string across each doorway at shin level.
25. Paint their bathrooms black.
26. Paint their mirrors black.
27. Paint their windows black.
28. Nail their windows shut.
29. Put a skeleton in a closet.
30. Stuff a বালিশ with live crickets. (Available at your local pet store.)
31. Hang dead things from the ceiling.
32. Wrap a miscellaneous animal organ in aluminum foil and leave it in the freezer.
33. Empty the sugar container and replace it with Sweet & Low.
34. Fill every glass in the রান্নাঘর cabinet with water. (They might not spill the সেকেন্ড অথবা third glasses, but fill them all anyway.)
35. Turn off the phone ringers.
36. Leave the stereo, alarm clock, and টেলিভিশন volume set to maximum.
37. Exchange the contents of two clothing drawers.
38. Grease the banisters.
39. Leave counterfeit paw prints up a wall, ending at a ceiling vent.
40. Put a rubber জরান in the জরান jar. Replace the jar's label with a label identical in every way except for the phone number for complaints. (I could tell আপনি what phone number to include, but why don't আপনি figure it out?)
41. Call for খাবার delivery. Repeat two dozen times quickly before leaving.
42. Make urine ice cubes.
43. Pee in the shampoo.
44. Take the book jackets off the hardcover বই and put them around multiple copies of the same cheap book আপনি purchased previously at a dollar store. If আপনি can get copies of a book with blank pages, even better.
45. Unscrew the light bulbs.
46. Hide the toilet paper.
47. Put their possessions into piles based on color.
48. Make a bathtub full of iced tea.
49. Bring in a small, battery-powered recording device. Turn it on and play a looping recording of a young girl whispering, "Jesus is coming." Unscrew a ceiling vent and throw it in as far as আপনি can.
50. Plant weeds in the flowerpots.
By: Jason Roth
These উদ্ধৃতি are উদ্ধৃতি with differnt meanings of নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা অথবা just the animal.
“If a নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা bites আপনি it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the মতামত are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, আপনি can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা bites আপনি it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the মতামত are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, আপনি can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and নকুলের সাহায্যে শিকার করা it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I প্রণয় you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I প্রণয় you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and আপনি don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do আপনি use these emotions অথবা others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) চুম্বন
-See আরো emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. অথবা be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat খাবার that can make আপনি sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda অথবা crush
4) gety near load stuff অথবা equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ঘন্টা
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms রাস্তা orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make আপনি hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what আপনি did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat খাবার that can make আপনি sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda অথবা crush
4) gety near load stuff অথবা equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ঘন্টা
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms রাস্তা orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make আপনি hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what আপনি did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do আপনি want?" "I'm calling to প্রতিবেদন my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank আপনি very much for the call, sir." The পরবর্তি day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"