Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with আপনি guys :D
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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the টাইটানিক first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character অথবা the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxi's stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free চলচ্চিত্র ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our বন্ধু without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our বন্ধু without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack অথবা Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our বন্ধু won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's শাক in our teeth.
26. There are times when চকোলেট really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just দ্বারা looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours দ্বারা the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being হারিয়ে গেছে is to ask for directions.
And I thought of sharing it with আপনি guys :D
...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the টাইটানিক first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character অথবা the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxi's stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free চলচ্চিত্র ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our বন্ধু without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our বন্ধু without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack অথবা Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our বন্ধু won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's শাক in our teeth.
26. There are times when চকোলেট really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just দ্বারা looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours দ্বারা the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being হারিয়ে গেছে is to ask for directions.
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most stupid প্রশ্ন ppl ask in most obvios situations
a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?
a frnd sees me At the চলচ্চিত্র and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets আপনি did'nt know ?
i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding
A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were আপনি sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs
(my পছন্দ )
A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r আপনি ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!
ROFL
hope u like it dont forget to মতামত
a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?
a frnd sees me At the চলচ্চিত্র and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets আপনি did'nt know ?
i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding
A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were আপনি sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs
(my পছন্দ )
A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r আপনি ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!
ROFL
hope u like it dont forget to মতামত
