যেভাবে খুশী Article: 26 Things আপনি SHOULDN'T say to your crush

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26 Things আপনি SHOULDN'T say to your crush

posted by ilovepenguins

1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I প্রণয় the socks আপনি wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do আপনি like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did আপনি see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called আপনি the other night. Did আপনি know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont আপনি hate it when আপনি get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come আপনি didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do আপনি Yahoo?"

11. "I হারিয়ে গেছে my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did আপনি know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does my butt look big to you?"

16. "I think Gretchen is jealous now that আপনি and I are 'a thing."

17. "Do আপনি know my name?"

18. "Don't আপনি hate it when your finger gets stuck up your nose?"

19. "Do আপনি hear voices in your head saying, 'Kill 'Kill 'Kill like I do?"

20. "Have আপনি ever slipped and fell on your butt in front of the entire school?"

21. "Do আপনি have even one peice of interest in me?"

22. "Hey Joe, I mean, Jason......sorry."

23. "i saw আপনি the other দিন in the thrift ভান্দার buying some undies."

24. "Gosh I was wrong, আপনি dont look like Ricky Martin at all!"

25. "Your brother is a really great kisser!"

26. "I framed your picture, and I চুম্বন it every time I walk into my room."

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99 Ways to Annoy People

posted by PartyOrange

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal দ্বারা conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what আপনি think."

7. Claim that আপনি must always wear a bicycle শিরস্ত্রাণ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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How to Forget the Past

posted by ilovetowrite

1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. আপনি can never changed the past but আপনি must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to আরো be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so সরানো on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as আপনি want until আপনি feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After আপনি cry, আপনি go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till আপনি feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...