1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When আপনি sleep over never boss me around in বিছানা unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If আপনি don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” অথবা “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If আপনি want sex, just ask. (In case আপনি didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only মডেল সমাহার are able to wear most of the stuff আপনি see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes প্রথমপাতা and sees আপনি in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, অথবা just plain naked.
12. আপনি don’t need অন্তর্বাস to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank শীর্ষ are fine দ্বারা us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that আপনি may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true অথবা not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting প্রণয় we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. আপনি shouldn’t be flattered অথবা grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually আরো when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach আপনি not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so ঝরনা with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) আপনি on শীর্ষ of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay চলচ্চিত্র with আপনি but don’t tell our friends.
30. আপনি can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports চলচ্চিত্র অথবা “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as আপনি think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one আরো girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced দ্বারা a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much আরো attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. আপনি can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when আপনি are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of আপনি it is because we are proud and want to প্রদর্শনী আপনি off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether আপনি want to do it with the lights on অথবা off.
42. Whip cream and চকোলেট syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing আপনি will ever do will entitle আপনি to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be ব্যক্ত after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play আরো often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only সেকেন্ড to critiquing our প্রণয় making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer প্রশ্ন we could be castrated.
48. If আপনি ask us to go shopping আপনি have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your গাধা look fat. Your fat গাধা makes your গাধা look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When আপনি sleep over never boss me around in বিছানা unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If আপনি don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” অথবা “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If আপনি want sex, just ask. (In case আপনি didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only মডেল সমাহার are able to wear most of the stuff আপনি see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes প্রথমপাতা and sees আপনি in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, অথবা just plain naked.
12. আপনি don’t need অন্তর্বাস to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank শীর্ষ are fine দ্বারা us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that আপনি may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true অথবা not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting প্রণয় we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. আপনি shouldn’t be flattered অথবা grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually আরো when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach আপনি not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so ঝরনা with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) আপনি on শীর্ষ of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay চলচ্চিত্র with আপনি but don’t tell our friends.
30. আপনি can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports চলচ্চিত্র অথবা “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as আপনি think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one আরো girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced দ্বারা a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much আরো attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. আপনি can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when আপনি are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of আপনি it is because we are proud and want to প্রদর্শনী আপনি off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether আপনি want to do it with the lights on অথবা off.
42. Whip cream and চকোলেট syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing আপনি will ever do will entitle আপনি to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be ব্যক্ত after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play আরো often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only সেকেন্ড to critiquing our প্রণয় making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer প্রশ্ন we could be castrated.
48. If আপনি ask us to go shopping আপনি have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your গাধা look fat. Your fat গাধা makes your গাধা look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
Have আপনি ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way আরো fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t আপনি know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but আপনি take what আপনি can get. So let us talk about Absolver
So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
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So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...
I think one of my পছন্দ things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze
Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which আপনি can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
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Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which আপনি can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed দ্বারা the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.
Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog অনুরাগী Fiction
Life In The Fast Lane 2
Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
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Berni makes ফ্যানপপ a better place. She brings happiness to ফ্যানপপ and makes the website a আরো charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's দেওয়াল to see all the adorable messages that her বন্ধু have sent her.
Thank আপনি Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making ফ্যানপপ a আরো friendly place.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that ফ্যানপপ has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য from her is always a treat.
There are several people on ফ্যানপপ that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that ফ্যানপপ has ever had. She has several বন্ধু on ফ্যানপপ and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes ফ্যানপপ a better place. She brings happiness to ফ্যানপপ and makes the website a আরো charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's দেওয়াল to see all the adorable messages that her বন্ধু have sent her.
Thank আপনি Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making ফ্যানপপ a আরো friendly place.
Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
