• Stand on শীর্ষ of the high board and say আপনি won't come down until your demands are met.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because আপনি have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend আপনি can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
• Sit on the শীর্ষ of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had তরমুজ before I came here.''
• Insist that আপনি saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people আপনি saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when আপনি are on শীর্ষ of the high dive and then act as though আপনি were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool.
• Sing and dance on শীর্ষ of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo দ্বারা yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
• Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because আপনি have seen at least 15 people drown today.
• Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
• Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
• Take a flutter board and pretend আপনি can't swim.
• Hit strangers with your flutter board.
• Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.
• Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
• Sit on the শীর্ষ of the water slide and don't move.
• Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had তরমুজ before I came here.''
• Insist that আপনি saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
• Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
• Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
• Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
• Tell people আপনি saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
• Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
• Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
• Take a really long time when আপনি are on শীর্ষ of the high dive and then act as though আপনি were pushed off.
• When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.
• Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
• Hit strangers with your wet towel.
• Throw people's things into the pool.
• Sing and dance on শীর্ষ of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your Grande-finale.
• Play Marco-Polo দ্বারা yourself.
• Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room দেওয়াল with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish পরবর্তি to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait আরো I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room দেওয়াল with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish পরবর্তি to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait আরো I'll write more
A wife arrived প্রথমপাতা and found her husband in বিছানা with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! আপনি aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set আগুন to the shed. আপনি do whatever আপনি have to do!"
