LOLs!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did আপনি get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been প্রদত্ত your share !
HE: Will আপনি come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make আপনি very happy
SHE: Why? Are আপনি leaving?
HE: What would আপনি say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't আপনি already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do আপনি think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have আপনি been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this আসন empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down .
HE: So, what do আপনি do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did আপনি get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been প্রদত্ত your share !
HE: Will আপনি come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make আপনি very happy
SHE: Why? Are আপনি leaving?
HE: What would আপনি say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't আপনি already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do আপনি think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have আপনি been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this আসন empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down .
HE: So, what do আপনি do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American সঙ্গীত Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend উশের and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, কেশা and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
আপনি can vote for your পছন্দ on the event webpage here: American সঙ্গীত Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend উশের and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, কেশা and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
আপনি can vote for your পছন্দ on the event webpage here: American সঙ্গীত Awards.
5 আরো incredibly যেভাবে খুশী stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and যেভাবে খুশী in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is যীশু Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide দ্বারা zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is যীশু Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide দ্বারা zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates আপনি , like constantly talking অথবা doing everything আপনি do , well im gonna help আপনি deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , আপনি can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a বালিশ in আপনি purse/bag , so if আপনি need to scream , scream in the বালিশ , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , আপনি COULD use them to block that person out , but studies প্রদর্শনী that if that person happens to গেলা one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav বার্বি doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , আপনি can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a বালিশ in আপনি purse/bag , so if আপনি need to scream , scream in the বালিশ , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , আপনি COULD use them to block that person out , but studies প্রদর্শনী that if that person happens to গেলা one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav বার্বি doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't অনুরাগী anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their পরিলেখ and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to অনুরাগী someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a অনুরাগী of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my পরবর্তি reason...
If আপনি have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to অনুরাগী you.
However, if i can see that you're a অনুরাগী of 'Random' অথবা 'Harry Potter' অথবা 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will অনুরাগী আপনি back.
On the other hand, if আপনি are looking at this thinking that আপনি haven't done any of these things, then feel free to অনুরাগী me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to অনুরাগী someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a অনুরাগী of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my পরবর্তি reason...
If আপনি have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to অনুরাগী you.
However, if i can see that you're a অনুরাগী of 'Random' অথবা 'Harry Potter' অথবা 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will অনুরাগী আপনি back.
On the other hand, if আপনি are looking at this thinking that আপনি haven't done any of these things, then feel free to অনুরাগী me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx