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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of আপনি who feel অথবা have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, অথবা some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help আপনি find someone.) I am saying that, if আপনি feel alone... broken, অথবা just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things আপনি don't want, if change is progressing too fast, অথবা things are neutral and just not right... and আপনি think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. আপনি have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether আপনি believe it অথবা not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if আপনি can't, is in tea. চা is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when আপনি drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where আপনি want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if আপনি keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until আপনি have a pile so high আপনি can't see anymore and আপনি crash. আপনি can't fix problems sometimes, but আপনি can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. আপনি can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if আপনি need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty আরো options than most people notice.

If আপনি need a friend অথবা someone to talk to, ইনবক্স me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, অথবা your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing আপনি have to hide from me.
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For my friend.
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If আপনি climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a ষাঁড় from the front, a horse from the rear অথবা a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean আপনি have to offer it a place to sit down.

If আপনি find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the ফ্রোজেন খাবার doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps আপনি out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around বড়দিন time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if আপনি can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Joe1996
1. When আপনি get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay and ask...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if আপনি talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're বন্ধু with other guys.

But when you're sitting পরবর্তি to us, and some যেভাবে খুশী guy walks into the room
 and আপনি jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if আপনি sit there and talk to him for ten মিনিট without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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It was on my যন্ত্রপত্র and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and বন্দুক and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of বিছানা and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the বিছানা he gets on শীর্ষ of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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