25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If আপনি don't straighten up, I'm going to knock আপনি into the middle of পরবর্তি week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I ব্যক্ত so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me আরো LOGIC .


"If আপনি fall out of that দোল and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure আপনি wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY


"Keep crying, and I'll give আপনি something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .


"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.


"Will আপনি look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.


"You'll sit there until all that শাক is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .


"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.


"If I told আপনি once, I've told আপনি a million times.

Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the বৃত্ত OF LIFE.


"I brought আপনি into this world, and I can take আপনি out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.


"Stop অভিনয় like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.


"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like আপনি do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.


"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .


"You are going to get it when আপনি get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.


"If আপনি don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.


"Put your sweater on; don't আপনি think I know when আপনি are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.


"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If আপনি don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.


"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.


"Shut that door behind you.. Do আপনি think আপনি were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM .


"When আপনি get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One দিন you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."