1. A লেবু is lying on the শীর্ষ step, and আপনি are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. সেকেন্ড later আপনি land on your ass, and পরবর্তি আপনি are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A লেবু is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the লেবু that was created দ্বারা your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the লেবু into her concoction. পরবর্তি few days আপনি suffer from unhappy stomach pains and আপনি are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of ফলমূল is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, আপনি wouldn't believe, but আপনি SWORE আপনি saw a shadow of a লেবু outside of your room, right where the knives would be. আপনি go to investigate...and there is a ছুরি পরবর্তি to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but আপনি can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when আপনি go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the লেবু আপনি have at প্রথমপাতা that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that লেবু either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the লেবু away from your face when আপনি open it. They like to be extremely টক that আপনি are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at আপনি for doing the deed. Now আপনি know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
