10. ON VACATION: Who would আপনি most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told আপনি "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have আপনি now wasted your time and money, but আপনি can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.
9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.
8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged in a compromising ছবি with a complete stranger...to you, at least. Why this is called the "World Wide Web" and some people can't figure out how they got busted is beyond us. Besides, it's way too trendy these days - be original, people!
7. AROUND THE FAMILY: Don't make it a family affair - you'll seriously regret it. Whether at a sibling’s wedding (see #6), a family vacation (see #10), অথবা meeting the family for the first time (really!?), this one is clearly ridden with minefields that will lead to nothing but trouble. If this happens to you, at least you've got your "people" nearby to protect you, support you, and promptly kick your brand-new-ex to the curb.
6. AT A WEDDING: The wedding. The defining moment for any couple. The pinnacle of celebrating relationships and love. The দিন they'll remember as the best দিন of their lives. Forever. Guess the pressure got to you, huh?
5. AT YOUR "SPECIAL PLACE": That restaurant where we had our first date...the bar where আপনি told me আপনি loved me...the bench in the park where we'd sit every Sunday... Why on earth would anyone think this is a good idea? Let the special place stay special. Just like there are other মাছ in the sea, there are other places in the whole world. If they can't find another place, আপনি should definitely find another fish.
4. IN BED: Come again? Talk about ruining the mood. At least wait until you're clothed. This one is so embarrassing that we're having visions of the recurring dream where you're on stage in front of everyone আপনি know in nothing but your underwear. Except you're not even wearing underwear.
3. ON VALENTINE'S DAY: There are 365 days in the year, and ONE dedicated to celebrating love. It's not like আপনি can't claim আপনি didn't "know" it was Valentine's দিন - the stores, the ads, the cards have been in your face for weeks. Pick another day. It's that simple. Don't ruin this দিন forever for someone, unless you're really in need of some bad karma. (New Year's Eve and Birthdays received honorable mentions.)
2. দ্বারা DOING NOTHING: It was tough not giving this the Number 1 honor, and we're still not sure. Being forced to figure something out দ্বারা yourself is sometimes the hardest and most humiliating thing of all. Coming প্রথমপাতা to find your প্রণয় gone, with no note, no calls, no anything may just be the worst way to handle a breakup. It is definitely the WIMPIEST. Just remember that. আপনি do this, আপনি are weak.
1. দ্বারা CHEATING: Sadly, this is the most common response we received - and the stories ran the gamut, from the one-night-stand, to the ongoing affair, to the ongoing affair that আপনি only found out about via "the new person," to the unspeakable announcement that your boyfriend অথবা girlfriend is engaged to someone else (WHAT?!?). To these we simply say, come ON. Just break it off before আপনি cheat. আপনি won't hurt our feelings, we promise.
9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.
8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged in a compromising ছবি with a complete stranger...to you, at least. Why this is called the "World Wide Web" and some people can't figure out how they got busted is beyond us. Besides, it's way too trendy these days - be original, people!
7. AROUND THE FAMILY: Don't make it a family affair - you'll seriously regret it. Whether at a sibling’s wedding (see #6), a family vacation (see #10), অথবা meeting the family for the first time (really!?), this one is clearly ridden with minefields that will lead to nothing but trouble. If this happens to you, at least you've got your "people" nearby to protect you, support you, and promptly kick your brand-new-ex to the curb.
6. AT A WEDDING: The wedding. The defining moment for any couple. The pinnacle of celebrating relationships and love. The দিন they'll remember as the best দিন of their lives. Forever. Guess the pressure got to you, huh?
5. AT YOUR "SPECIAL PLACE": That restaurant where we had our first date...the bar where আপনি told me আপনি loved me...the bench in the park where we'd sit every Sunday... Why on earth would anyone think this is a good idea? Let the special place stay special. Just like there are other মাছ in the sea, there are other places in the whole world. If they can't find another place, আপনি should definitely find another fish.
4. IN BED: Come again? Talk about ruining the mood. At least wait until you're clothed. This one is so embarrassing that we're having visions of the recurring dream where you're on stage in front of everyone আপনি know in nothing but your underwear. Except you're not even wearing underwear.
3. ON VALENTINE'S DAY: There are 365 days in the year, and ONE dedicated to celebrating love. It's not like আপনি can't claim আপনি didn't "know" it was Valentine's দিন - the stores, the ads, the cards have been in your face for weeks. Pick another day. It's that simple. Don't ruin this দিন forever for someone, unless you're really in need of some bad karma. (New Year's Eve and Birthdays received honorable mentions.)
2. দ্বারা DOING NOTHING: It was tough not giving this the Number 1 honor, and we're still not sure. Being forced to figure something out দ্বারা yourself is sometimes the hardest and most humiliating thing of all. Coming প্রথমপাতা to find your প্রণয় gone, with no note, no calls, no anything may just be the worst way to handle a breakup. It is definitely the WIMPIEST. Just remember that. আপনি do this, আপনি are weak.
1. দ্বারা CHEATING: Sadly, this is the most common response we received - and the stories ran the gamut, from the one-night-stand, to the ongoing affair, to the ongoing affair that আপনি only found out about via "the new person," to the unspeakable announcement that your boyfriend অথবা girlfriend is engaged to someone else (WHAT?!?). To these we simply say, come ON. Just break it off before আপনি cheat. আপনি won't hurt our feelings, we promise.
