Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A তীক্ষ্নভাবে to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em পরবর্তি time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in বীয়ার অথবা lager.

3. Valentine's দিন would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if আপনি saw your shadow, you'd get the দিন off to go drinking. Mother's দিন too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement মিশুক ব্যক্তি and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

8. The only প্রদর্শনী opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".

10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

11. Two words... "Ally McNaked".

12. When a cop gives আপনি a ticket, every smart-aleck answer আপনি responded with would actually reduce your fine.
As in:
Cop: "You know how fast আপনি were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my বিয়ার all over the place."
Cop :"Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

14. ফ্ুলপাছ Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

15. Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

16. Telephones would cut off after 30 সেকেন্ড of conversation.

17. The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

18. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as আপনি returned it the following দিন with a full tank of gas.

19. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, আপনি could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that ব্যক্ত "You're #1!".

20. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to আপনি during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

21. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I প্রণয় you".

22. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

23. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

24. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and আপনি would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.

25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

26. One sit-up would do the job.

So, for all the women out there, men don't really rule the world now do they...