A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car অগ্রবর্তী saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If আপনি are hung like a horse, আপনি don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and যোগদান us!
Allex: Ok. What are আপনি doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and যোগদান us!
Allex: Ok. What are আপনি doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this প্রবন্ধ is not about মেষ অথবা bananas it is about a আরো serious matter.
this is a বিতর্ক and i want everyone পাঠ করা this
লেখা a মতামত about what আপনি think is write অথবা wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
অথবা the chicken?
thats my বিতর্ক and i want EVERYONE who's a অনুরাগী
of যেভাবে খুশী to write what they think is right
and become a অনুরাগী of me and become a অনুরাগী of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
অথবা the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a বিতর্ক and i want everyone পাঠ করা this
লেখা a মতামত about what আপনি think is write অথবা wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
অথবা the chicken?
thats my বিতর্ক and i want EVERYONE who's a অনুরাগী
of যেভাবে খুশী to write what they think is right
and become a অনুরাগী of me and become a অনুরাগী of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
অথবা the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
DEMENTED POEMS
ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
ফুলেরসাজি are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
ফুলেরসাজি are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And প্রদর্শনী me your tits
ফুলেরসাজি make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And আপনি প্রণয় it up the shitter
ফুলেরসাজি are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
ফুলেরসাজি are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
ফুলেরসাজি are shit
Violets are crap
প্রদর্শনী me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
ফুলেরসাজি are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And গেলা it down
ফুলেরসাজি are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
ফুলেরসাজি are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
ফুলেরসাজি are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And প্রদর্শনী me your tits
ফুলেরসাজি make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And আপনি প্রণয় it up the shitter
ফুলেরসাজি are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
ফুলেরসাজি are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
ফুলেরসাজি are shit
Violets are crap
প্রদর্শনী me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
ফুলেরসাজি are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And গেলা it down
ফুলেরসাজি are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey