A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
me-every one ব্যক্ত the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE পরবর্তি দিন
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a ছুরি in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE পরবর্তি দিন
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a ছুরি in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my বন্ধু gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are আপনি and we were like why dose it matter and he ব্যক্ত no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like আপনি need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because আপনি get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!