যেভাবে খুশী Article: Montage Man

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posted by TDAPlayer158

"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background সঙ্গীত to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a দিন অথবা two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all আপনি got, don't stop now! আপনি gotta give it all আপনি got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"She ব্যক্ত a child is stealing her televison!"
"There he is! We need to somehow make him older!"
"No problem, man."
"Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time!
I'm having a ball don't stop me now!
If আপনি wanna have a good time just give me a call,
Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all!"
"Ohh!"
"Gracias, Hombre Montage!"
"No problem, man!"

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Dear mom and dad :)

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Science vs God

posted by MineTurtle

This ain't mine. I twas originally written দ্বারা xSHOCKYx, who ব্যক্ত 'Pass this on if আপনি প্রণয় Jesus'. So here it is.

Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with যীশু Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So আপনি believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are আপনি good অথবা evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

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Abortion poem

posted by eslisle4254

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I প্রণয় the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your হৃদয় beat is my পছন্দ lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If আপনি could see me, আপনি could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my প্রথমপাতা though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes আপনি happy. I always want আপনি to be happy. I don't like it when আপনি cry. আপনি sound...

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10 যেভাবে খুশী things to do in a elevator XD

posted by Feathershine

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a যেভাবে খুশী song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are আরো people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even ব্যক্ত shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

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78 most annoying things to do in an elevator

posted by x-menobsessed26

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give আপনি a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if আপনি can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your দিন been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...