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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your বন্ধু

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them আপনি are raising money to buy খাবার for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that আপনি want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines দিন gift your বন্ধু a cucumber and tell them আপনি grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it পরবর্তি to your ear and say that he talks to আপনি and says he need a new প্রথমপাতা and thats why আপনি buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell আপনি my পছন্দ yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a যেভাবে খুশী emoji দ্বারা dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The যেভাবে খুশী emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her প্রণয় handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are আরো chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the খাবার they eat.

7-The hair of polar ভালুক is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A শামুক can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 বছর old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 বছর old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, আপনি should know that I've আরো than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone অথবা in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years পূর্বে I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few মিনিট of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing আরো than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 বছর old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring আপনি to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much আপনি প্রণয় them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before আপনি die.

7. Play the scariest horror game আপনি know.

8. Tell your বন্ধু all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. আরো STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN দ্বারা THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a তালিকা of celebs who have been turned down দ্বারা their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We প্রণয় a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a ফ্যানপপ account. *shivers* My friend ব্যক্ত he was a troll, but he's আরো than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He ব্যক্ত I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and ব্যক্ত my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also ব্যক্ত I was আরো annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's আরো annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some যেভাবে খুশী girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I প্রণয় your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she ব্যক্ত "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an এমো স্টাইল right? I'm an এমো স্টাইল tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and ব্যক্ত to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? আপনি still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her প্রথমপাতা because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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