Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered দ্বারা our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 সেকেন্ড (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call আপনি forth.
Hoping আপনি are well,
SARCASM
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Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered দ্বারা our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 সেকেন্ড (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call আপনি forth.
Hoping আপনি are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Once I was পাঠ করা online... It ব্যক্ত that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a পিজা ভান্দার like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the পিজা when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my পিজা and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do আপনি ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and আপনি cant go to sleep?
Do আপনি ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do আপনি ever hate everything around you?
Do আপনি ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that আপনি end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do আপনি ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do আপনি ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do আপনি ever hate everything around you?
Do আপনি ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that আপনি end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do আপনি ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.