now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have আপনি been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this আসন empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down. Man: Your place অথবা mine? Woman: Both. আপনি go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do আপনি do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do আপনি like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would আপনি stay there? Man: If I could see আপনি naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw আপনি naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If আপনি repost this আপনি will get a phone call 37 মিনিট after আপনি repost this.... If আপনি don't resend this then your প্রণয় life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen