Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most জনপ্রিয় wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep বড়দিন politically correct?
A: On বড়দিন morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do আপনি call a cat on the সৈকত at বড়দিন time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do মেষ in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do আপনি call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do আপনি get if আপনি deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo বড়দিন without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his বিছানা into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell বড়দিন N-O-E?
A: Because the অ্যাঞ্জেল had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do আপনি do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did আপনি hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do আপনি call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge প্রণয় Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come আপনি never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: জলপাই ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is বড়দিন just like a দিন at the office?
A: আপনি do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was প্রদত্ত for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most জনপ্রিয় wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep বড়দিন politically correct?
A: On বড়দিন morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do আপনি call a cat on the সৈকত at বড়দিন time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do মেষ in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do আপনি call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do আপনি get if আপনি deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo বড়দিন without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his বিছানা into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell বড়দিন N-O-E?
A: Because the অ্যাঞ্জেল had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do আপনি do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did আপনি hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do আপনি call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge প্রণয় Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come আপনি never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: জলপাই ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is বড়দিন just like a দিন at the office?
A: আপনি do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was প্রদত্ত for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
আপনি could actually use these names as prank call names. If আপনি want to prank call আপনি could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this প্রবন্ধ was too short so I'mma post যেভাবে খুশী crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator
আপনি could actually use these names as prank call names. If আপনি want to prank call আপনি could also say:
12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic
I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee
blah blah blah (apparently this প্রবন্ধ was too short so I'mma post যেভাবে খুশী crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় and Kennedy:
Abraham ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives হারিয়ে গেছে their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded দ্বারা Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made দ্বারা Ford.
ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Abraham ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
Both wives হারিয়ে গেছে their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were succeeded দ্বারা Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made দ্বারা Ford.
ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just হারিয়ে গেছে my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I হারিয়ে গেছে my contact lens!
Could আপনি stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do আপনি mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!
Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!
Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?
Oh no! I just হারিয়ে গেছে my Rolex!
Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...
Everybody stand back! I হারিয়ে গেছে my contact lens!
Could আপনি stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.
Hey, let's make his leg twitch!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!
Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.
What do আপনি mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!
Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a বালিশ fight দ্বারা your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat অথবা dog
14. see how much water আপনি can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.
3.bark at everything your mom/dad says
4. have a বালিশ fight দ্বারা your self
5.stare at your feet
6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth
7. pants someone
8. eat ketchup
9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)
10. act like a monkey
11. stalk your dog
12. run in circles at walmart
13. paint your cat অথবা dog
14. see how much water আপনি can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.
15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
