December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a তিতির in a নাশপাতি tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been আরো surprised অথবা pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted দ্বারা your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what আরো should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't আপনি think that enough is enough? আপনি are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. আপনি truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I প্রণয় it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the পূর্ববর্তি days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, আপনি managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with আপনি and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny আপনি weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do আপনি expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined দ্বারা them, and I can't সরানো in my own house! Just lay off me অথবা you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
নমস্কার loser,
What are you? আপনি must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
আপনি rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a দিন all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! আপনি creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen আপনি evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death দ্বারা the cows. I hope আপনি are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which আপনি have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If আপনি attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot আপনি on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a তিতির in a নাশপাতি tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been আরো surprised অথবা pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted দ্বারা your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what আরো should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't আপনি think that enough is enough? আপনি are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. আপনি truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I প্রণয় it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the পূর্ববর্তি days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, আপনি managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with আপনি and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny আপনি weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do আপনি expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined দ্বারা them, and I can't সরানো in my own house! Just lay off me অথবা you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
নমস্কার loser,
What are you? আপনি must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
আপনি rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a দিন all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! আপনি creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen আপনি evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death দ্বারা the cows. I hope আপনি are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which আপনি have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If আপনি attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot আপনি on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once আরো at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure দ্বারা now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.
User: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and আপনি are a robot.
User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. আপনি are the robot here.
User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... আপনি computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So আপনি admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.
User: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and আপনি are a robot.
User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. আপনি are the robot here.
User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... আপনি computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So আপনি admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 ঘন্টা Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There গান গাওয়া I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're আসন Ooh K Then পাতিহাঁস Sad আপনি Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There পাতিহাঁস Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The অনুরাগী অনুরাগী Was গান গাওয়া Along Giving Him ফুলেরডালি Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For পাঠ করা And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that আপনি have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask প্রশ্ন to a magic 8 ball and take the উত্তর seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when আপনি find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when আপনি see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a যেভাবে খুশী person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that আপনি have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask প্রশ্ন to a magic 8 ball and take the উত্তর seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when আপনি find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when আপনি see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a যেভাবে খুশী person!
raindrops on ফুলেরসাজি and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp আপেল strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp আপেল strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws খাবার at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid প্রশ্ন (ex: What do লাইব্রেরি cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a দিন when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who আপনি think she is
*She throws খাবার at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid প্রশ্ন (ex: What do লাইব্রেরি cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a দিন when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who আপনি think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book দ্বারা its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders অথবা u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id প্রণয় to hear ur thoughts!!
