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posted by karpach_14
On the first দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big বেকন Classic with cheese.


On the সেকেন্ড দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the third দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the fourth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the fifth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the sixth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the seventh দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the eighth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the ninth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the tenth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth দিন of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six চকোলেট milkshakes,
Five পেঁয়াজ rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big বেকন Classic with Cheese
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10. ON VACATION: Who would আপনি most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told আপনি "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have আপনি now wasted your time and money, but আপনি can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.


9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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1) I can't reach my license unless আপনি hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't আপনি the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, আপনি must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are আপনি Andy অথবা Barney?

6) I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person পরবর্তি to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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