if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making আপনি upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way আপনি are, অথবা they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, অথবা don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying আপনি for "no reason", it's because they like you, অথবা is jealous of you, অথবা it's the spirits clashing.

1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your বন্ধু

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them আপনি are raising money to buy খাবার for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that আপনি want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines দিন gift your বন্ধু a cucumber and tell them আপনি grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it পরবর্তি to your ear and say that he talks to আপনি and says he need a new প্রথমপাতা and thats why আপনি buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber

ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like অথবা প্রণয় and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn আরো fans......add যেভাবে খুশী ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn আরো fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn পদক ...u have to add আরো pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have আরো পদক .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get আরো fans.....and frnds too.

when i have আরো ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this প্রবন্ধ will be useful have a gr8 দিন everybody and type ur মতামত plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.

1.imitate sirius black,order a পিজা and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best পিজা ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at যেভাবে খুশী times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that আপনি are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this তালিকা ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs আপনি know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that আপনি are a muggle born even if আপনি did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope আপনি liked it!

I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a প্রশ্ন on this spot that asked "If আপনি saw Justin Bieber standing on the শীর্ষ of a building getting ready to jump, would আপনি cry অথবা scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on শীর্ষ of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do আপনি people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone আপনি know অথবা care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???

Q .. Did আপনি here about the blonde who shot an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do আপনি do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the রাস্তা when the sign ব্যক্ত "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when আপনি ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.