যেভাবে খুশী Article: 10 things about me

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE আপনি ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are আপনি ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a ইউটিউব acount i am InvaderCalliope on ইউটিউব also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave প্রদর্শনী is Invader Zim
5.I প্রণয় পাঠ করা manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i প্রণয় to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i প্রণয় to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope আপনি enjoyed পাঠ করা this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!

deathding and Twilightzook like this

MJangellover you forget ,your religion, nationality ,your goal!!!

teamsalvatore98 *parties* Ok, now we start a riot. I lead!! nom nom om nom nom ;3

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10 most stupid প্রশ্ন people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t আপনি try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Trick প্রশ্ন

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect. Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:

If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.

2 : If আপনি overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked দ্বারা his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes প্রথমপাতা and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother উত্তর " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad উত্তর "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if আপনি live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The পরবর্তি day, cut the balloons off and আপনি got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when আপনি can barely সরানো as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Josh Groban - Believe - Polar Express Soundtrack - Instrumental Acoustic Karaoke

added by musiclover2015

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

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Condoms are STYLISH!

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Randomness

added by iFly_12

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED দ্বারা RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do আপনি always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd আপনি treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If আপনি tied buttered টোস্ট to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when আপনি turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if আপনি open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when আপনি transport something দ্বারা car, it's called a shipment, but when আপনি transport something দ্বারা ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing ইউটিউব and i found This!!!LOLXD

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funny

stupid

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Epic নেকলেস

added by EllentheStrange

Source: গুগুল image খুঁজুন

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Random.

added by EimieRose

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the আগুন department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a অনুরাগী of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on ফ্যানপপ towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I প্রণয় and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of আপনি for the rest of my life :)

I প্রণয় আপনি all! Have a beautiful, wonderful দিন :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that আপনি were real, that আপনি all were , that he was.
There is evidence that আপনি were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming অথবা not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and আপনি diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, অথবা did i make আপনি up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without আপনি i dont know. But i want to find out. Do আপনি think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can আপনি forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the রাস্তা physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your গাধা like rembrandt!
Ha! আপনি Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when আপনি see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who আপনি are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what আপনি did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who আপনি are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...