Man: Where have আপনি been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this আসন empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down.
Man: Your place অথবা mine?
Woman: Both. আপনি go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do আপনি do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do আপনি like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would আপনি stay there?
Man: If I could see আপনি naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see আপনি naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when আপনি fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when আপনি got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't আপনি married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that আপনি want me.
Woman: আপনি know, you're dead right...I want আপনি to go away!
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this আসন empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down.
Man: Your place অথবা mine?
Woman: Both. আপনি go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do আপনি do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do আপনি like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would আপনি stay there?
Man: If I could see আপনি naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see আপনি naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when আপনি fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when আপনি got kicked out of Hell.
Man: Why aren't আপনি married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.
Man: I can tell that আপনি want me.
Woman: আপনি know, you're dead right...I want আপনি to go away!
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope আপনি enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please মতামত and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make আরো lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please মতামত and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make আরো lines.
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite নেকলেস on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me মাছ all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast আপনি need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and আপনি will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and আপনি will get a tail but আপনি do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also আপনি will get powers when আপনি do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on আপনি but the spell the got put on আপনি will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite নেকলেস on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me মাছ all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast আপনি need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and আপনি will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and আপনি will get a tail but আপনি do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also আপনি will get powers when আপনি do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on আপনি but the spell the got put on আপনি will end in the mornings.