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First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...

Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.

Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) অথবা প্রদর্শনী off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a হৃদয় attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)

Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)

Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers ডেস্ক and continually asking to do stuff for the them.

Parents - Sure they raised us but my main reason for disliking them is because of all the non stop nagging and if they're real bastards, beating there children - Not acceptable if আপনি ask me. Take your anger out on the sex - not the younger, weaker person living under the roof.

'Sluts' - Up them self immature girls who dress in clothes small enough for a child. Tons of make up (Cake face, as some would say) and the highest heels in stock.

'Skinny' people who call themselves 'fat' - I know, pretty much 'Attention Seekers' but yes, I have tons of বন্ধু who do this and I try so hard to restrain myself from slapping them and telling them to get over themselves.

Wannabe's - Those who would stop at nothing to catagorize themselves and find a shelf in the store when really they're just one of a kind.

Gangsters - Nothing against them really but all the rapping gets annoying and when they don't pull there jeans up...Please, get a fucken belt!

'Preppy' people - I prefer those who I can relate to and I hate all the cheeriness and hair whipping, I just can't wait for the দিন when some one snaps there own neck. Their attitude is annoying and only cheerleaders can really deal with that.

Nags - Like a said, most parents would be under this but I know people who always tell me what to do and I could just... GRR!

Those who think they control me - Okay just to get this straight: I am me, no little 10 বছর old is gonna boss me around and tell me to get them a cupcake. I have বন্ধু who are like that. I know plenty of people and when I walk off to hug someone I know all I hear is: 'Candy!' in that little 'Come back here' voice. Annoying as fuck and I could slap a দুশ্চরিত্রা for doing that.

EX Friends: ALOT Of my বন্ধু know plenty about my life and past, 'I can tell them anything, right?' WRONG! When ever me and a friend 'Break up' they always go around gossiping about me, my life and my haunting past. Leaving me coiled up in the corner broken and used for attention - I lose বন্ধু because of those people and I'm still losing them one দ্বারা one. Understand why I hate them?

Step fathers - Constantly sucking up to my mother and of course, her 'for now' lover will win against all অথবা any of her children. I hate him to death and couldn't care less. Alot of stepfathers abuse there 'step' children so why not প্রদর্শনী a 'little' hatred?

EX's - It takes me awhile to get over them no matter what went on in our relationships. আপনি can never just instantly stop loving a person and I sometimes can't help but hate mine for making me fall for them and still feel the need for a hug at the end of the day. </3

Goody Goody's - I happen to know a few and they just drive me insane with all the sucking up.

Liars - পূর্ববর্তি বন্ধু I have had have gotten me in alot of trouble just দ্বারা blaming me for stuff THEY did wrong. Don't get me wrong I am NO অ্যাঞ্জেল when it comes to teachers, principals and school but still, when I get in trouble I have the decency to fess up. Who cares if I get in trouble? Atleast I didn't blame it on an innocent.

Perverts: Oh, I can't say much. Everyone has there own little devious side but y'know, when it comes to guys that are CONSTANTLY checking out the closest 'Babe' then I get pissed off, sometimes sick even. I feel sorry for who ever dates these guys.

Flirts - Like pervs except with the whole 'eye thing' and touchy feeliness, calling me Babe and Hun and Sweetie. Believe it অথবা not, it happens a fair bit to me and I just feel like telling them to fuck up cuz I'm not falling for it. My পূর্ববর্তি BF was one of THESE guys and I loved him but I'm a jelous Gal so of course I'm not a অনুরাগী of 'these' people. Girls do it too but I just mutter a quiet 'slut' as I walk past and I'm satisfied as long as I get my daily insult box ticked.

Phaedeophiles: Why do it? Someone so unbelievably close to me has gotten raped, then she left and I was stuck living with the guy who did it! I had no idea how close I was to getting molested but I am so grateful now. Obviously, I hate these sick fuckers.

Murderers: Why bother? Mistake অথবা on purpose আপনি ended someones life! Some see it as a hobbie others tend to just... do it! Accident: I can understand. Purposely: Why? Get a better hobbie, I hear knitting comes in handy.



I have nothing against these people, like I ব্যক্ত they just annoy me and I dislike them. This is my POV and if আপনি just so happen to hold a grudge against me for this then so be it. Never try to start a conversation with me if you're one of the above.

I think that's it in that department so lets brighten things up and look at my 'Who I like' list, shall we? ...

Bitches - People who have absolutely no shame in sticking up for themselves and understand the term 'Freedom of speech.'

'Emo's - I honestly have nothing aagainst these peoples. Most people know me (Even on here) so they can understand why I respect these people. I can't say much about myself, I have my silly moments but in reality I'm still an 'Emo' kid to the eyes of a 'Normal' person.

'Goths' - I like 'em. I'm all for that kind of thing but I don't consider hexes and summoning things as something I'd do (I know, not all Goths do it but some believe in it. Member, my POV people!)

Disabled people - I know people with problems and of course I wouldn't hate them just for being 'special'. People in my family are disabled and some have speech problems (Not really disabled but still listed under it to others) so I fully envy them for trying their best at life.

'Gay' people - I প্রণয় THEM! They are just so lovely and I honestly see no problem with liking the same sex. (While I'm talking about this: STOP FUCKING HATING PEOPLE FOR LIKING SOMEONE THE SAME GENDER! আপনি never know! আপনি could suddenly trip and find your way out of the closet one day!)

বন্ধু - I have tons but like I ব্যক্ত I watch out for Ex's but until then I প্রণয় them no matter what. I প্রণয় how they understand me and I প্রণয় how much they're there for me <3 BUT I also just feel like sitting in the corner and beating them with a baseball bat whenever they get near me. I need my মহাকাশ and I can sometimes never get it without a 'What's wrong?' অথবা 'Why are আপনি ignoring me?' Like পরাকাষ্ঠা says, "Leave me alone, I'm lonely."

Sadistic people - Meh, I see no problem with blood and stuff. I self harm so of course I'm not gonna faint at the sight of a sudden graze অথবা cut. People are bashing a specific someone on here because she's well, some what sadistic and who cares? She likes what she likes. Everyone has there own interest.

Mind speakers - Not really a catagory but whatever, they say what everyone's thinking so yea, I like them :)

'IDC' People - I can seriously relate. I'm never easily impressed so when some one says 'I got my period last night' অথবা 'I just tripped over' I'm that person screaming 'No one gives a fuck!'

Funny people - Anyone who can make me laugh is always gonna be in my good book :)

Sarcastic People - Haha, I প্রণয় them! Everyone's sarcastic আপনি just have to know the difference between a joke and honesty.

Boyfriends: Haha, of course I প্রণয় them! Who doesn't want to be with someone they love? Most relationships never end well but if আপনি can find that special someone then I'm glad আপনি tried :)


Above, are the people I like to have a friendship with. My type of people. If your one THESE above THEN আপনি can start a conversation with me any দিন other then that, অর্থহীন of cuz I am not interested.

I think that's it? I dunno, I probably hate আরো people then I like but whatever, I'm a judgey person and I was only here to speak my mind so yea, say what আপনি will I just felt like ranting :D

Sorry if I spelt wrongly অথবা whatever, I get worked up alot and if I forgot a catagory, so sew me. I forget things when I rant. Everyone forgets things, right? :P
posted by sideshowbobbart
1) আপনি will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) আপনি will check the Fridge to see if any খাবার has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and আপনি are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) আপনি hate it when আপনি run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when আপনি are in the middle of a huge argument and realize আপনি are wrong

8) আপনি think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 মিনিট after the right moment

9)...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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posted by টারমার২০
Abounding times in your life আপনি will meet mean অথবা rude people that আপনি dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This প্রবন্ধ will teach আপনি all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes অথবা they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", অথবা আপনি can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here আপনি go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet আপনি didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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One দিন a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are আপনি laughing? I just insulted all of আপনি losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how আপনি feel আপনি have to take the time to make fun of us. আপনি obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All দিন long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ইঁদুর survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for সারমেয় are sold in Tokyo

6. A শুশুক sleeps with one eye open

7. A কুম্ভীর can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast সঙ্গীত makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs আরো than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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These are just যেভাবে খুশী ways to eat my পছন্দ cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with স্ট্রবেরি milk
5. frozen
6. ফ্রোজেন with milk
7. ফ্রোজেন with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in ফ্রোজেন yogurt
11. in ফ্রোজেন yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with চিনাবাদাম butter
14. ফ্রোজেন with চিনাবাদাম butter
15. ফ্রোজেন with 7up
16. with চিনাবাদাম মাখন and 7up
17. with চেরি 7up
18. ফ্রোজেন with চেরি 7up
19. ফ্রোজেন with চিনাবাদাম মাখন and চেরি 7up
20. দ্বারা itself

If আপনি try any of these and like it, please write a মতামত and tell me which one(s) আপনি tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if আপনি think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A লেবু is lying on the শীর্ষ step, and আপনি are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. সেকেন্ড later আপনি land on your ass, and পরবর্তি আপনি are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A লেবু is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the লেবু that was created দ্বারা your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the লেবু into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if আপনি ever, one দিন decide to call me that. If আপনি think I'm insane, run away, because আপনি are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too আপনি a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. আপনি think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two বন্ধু riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a টাট্টু with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red শিয়াল is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when আপনি sneeze because when আপনি sneeze, your হৃদয় stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A শামুক can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only জন্তু জানোয়ার that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders আরো than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the সঙ্গীত store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos অথবা rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like আপনি know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: পিজা becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.
Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got আরো "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A বছর has passed by, and Don is chosen দ্বারা the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef ক্ষুদ্র কুঠারবিশেষ with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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