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posted by moolah

কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eight: Zack

I’m Zack Overborne Geri, nothing really special, except I was featured in the newspaper, and even on Good Morning America for my amazing drawings (which were almost as good as our friend Minnie’s drawings).
Finally, Laken surrendered to Ella and we got in the car, waiting for Ella, Tori, and Beth who were checking out. We were in the minivan, I had rented for 4 months from “Bobby’s rentals” It was pretty roomy, even in the front. It had 3 sections and a back plate for the groceries. I’d...

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"Hate Them">Poetry!

posted by jodith

Hi Guys!!!
ok..so i've wrote this কবিতা maybe 2 Sec. ago!
i hate miley/selena/demi/jb and the jonas Brothers so much! so i grabbed a pin and paper and start লেখা and that what comes of me being bored!!! fans:sorry i just hate them and every one got his own opinion and thats mine!! haters: U ROCK!! lol

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*Miley,Selena,Demi and JB!
They All suck in all the Different ways
Gosh,when they smile
My whole World goes Down
Down,Down,Down
Till it touches the Ground
And the Jonas Brothers
Their Style is so over
as their lives will be,Hope-fu-lly
Thats so shame
For miley taking Slutty pix,in the Aged Fifteen
Selena,Demi they should get a Room
Talking about their friendship,that wont last for so long
And as for JB
Every time he's on the Screen
i start throwing up and my sister start to Scream
All he care,is about he's stupid hair
They All are Dumb,if only i had A GUN!
.......
HOPE u liked it! and thx!! xD

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An প্রবন্ধ For My Friend KataraLover

posted by whatsupbugs

KataraLover is a ফ্যানপপ member who's made several articles, polls, etc. He's been an amazing member of the site.

KataraLover has very unique opinions. He often feels nervous about expressing himself, but he really shouldn't because I believe that he's a kind person who just wants to share his passionate and unique opinions on things.

KataraLover is very bold with his feelings. He's often a অনুরাগী of female characters, because he can relate to them and likely sees how progressive and inspiring fictional female characters have become. KataraLover shows that আপনি can be inspired and relate to characters...

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What I Like About This Season

posted by zanhar1

I ordered them from পছন্দ to least favorite.

Summer

Summer will always be my পছন্দ season for many reasons. To me it's always been the most free and I have a lot of fond memories from wonderful summer days and relaxing summer nights. Summer is the season when I got to go out of starts, it's the season where I went to two huge সঙ্গীত festivals, and it's the season where I'll be going to my Once Upon a Time convention. Summers are the days where I get to enjoy simple pleasures like going to visit my grandmother in the woods, sitting on the দোল and পাঠ করা my book and/or listening to music...

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Battle Cards!

posted by deathding

An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, আপনি can meet real people online playing it, যোগদান the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. অথবা the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket অথবা heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if আপনি Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn আপনি get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let আপনি attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let আপনি heal অথবা use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, যোগদান the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! আপনি WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!

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Things guys should know about girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes পূর্বে "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say আপনি understand when আপনি don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. আপনি don't have PMS, so don't act like আপনি know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me আপনি never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get আপনি off the hook; doing something sweet will always get আপনি off the hook.
6. We don't like it when আপনি act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...

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Stupid যেভাবে খুশী Product Instructions

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule দ্বারা mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a মাফিন at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...

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6 Reasons why I am GLAD that 2020 is over!

posted by 220406

I know we are in a new year, but I just wanted to tell why I think 2020 was the WORST বছর of my life!

6: Child Abuse

For those of আপনি who don't know(pretty much all of you), I have low self-esteem. The reason why, is because sometimes I have problems with my mother. I don't mean that in a rude way and my mom does প্রণয় me, but what she does is kind of hurting me a little. For example, when she heard that I wanted to live with my Dad, she got sad and thought I hated her. Also, when she got divorced, she blamed it on me saying I was the reason why her husband left. Because of being stressed, I...

Broadway Limited

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Jazz Band: *Playing সঙ্গীত with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...

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Symmetry~

posted by Symmetry_Melody

Our symmetrical leader, Death The Kid.

Symmetry is a very wonderful thing. It divides the naturely correct from the asymmetrical garbage. In the words of one of our greatest lords,"Symmetry is everything." As quoted from Death The Kid. The only possible person who could be আরো obsessed with symmetry then him, would be the SymmaSoviet leader, 8theGreat.

One of the most symmetrical things known are butterflies, but this is not true. At times, প্রজাপতি WILL NOT be symmetrical no matter HOW আপনি look at them. They are asymmetrical garbage.

People say that 8 is just a number. I THINK NOT. 8 is the perfect example of symmetry. And as...

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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow

Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and প্রদর্শনী it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and প্রদর্শনী it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...

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100 ways to annoy people

posted by evangelinetom

Get to know a বন্ধু bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" অথবা "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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A boyfriend what every girl would want.

posted by AlxanderRfan

I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do আপনি think ?

When আপনি break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses আপনি - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want আপনি to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants আপনি to read it ]
When she walks away from আপনি mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ চুম্বন her ]
When she pushes আপনি অথবা hit's আপনি - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at আপনি - [ চুম্বন her and tell her আপনি প্রণয় her ]
When she ignore's আপনি - [ Give her your...

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Some উদ্ধৃতি and sayings

posted by InvaderGore

Here are some উদ্ধৃতি and sayings enjoy.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself

Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Life is যেভাবে খুশী so am i.

i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!

You're now aware that আপনি can't say "Irish Wristwatch".

caution i'm not like other girls.

If they laugh,it's funny.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.

we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.

i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.

a friend is someone who knows the song in your হৃদয় and can sing it back to আপনি when আপনি have forgotten the words.

the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen অথবা even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

i hope আপনি enjoyed the উদ্ধৃতি and sayings!

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21 Funny Status Messages

posted by simpleplan

There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about আপনি right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to প্রণয় me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

You can যন্ত্রপত্র your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean আপনি get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling...

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38. ways to annoy you're older brother/sister

posted by xboxrocksx45

1.if they let আপনি touch their আইপড computer অথবা mp3 মোছা every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with আপনি to the store অথবা something yell "WHY ARE আপনি FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom অথবা dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say আপনি saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as আপনি can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...

The Nut House Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their খাবার can enjoy the arcade with some বড়দিন spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a তারকা though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...

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50 Things to do in An Elevator

posted by BlackSunshine

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open দ্বারা themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call আপনি Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until আপনি hear the penny আপনি dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

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What women say but really mean.

posted by alismouha

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious দ্বারা now"

"Do what আপনি want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain

"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want আপনি to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, আপনি moron."

"You're...so manly "means" আপনি need a shave and আপনি sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all আপনি ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...

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Divorce

posted by Nick16

Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do আপনি mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 মিনিট later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.