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General Ways To Annoy People (its alphabetical!!!)

posted by slytherin360

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that আপনি "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that আপনি haven't received enough চকোলেট sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every প্রশ্ন with another question. As soon as one of আপনি says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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Zodiac Personalities

posted by FanFun1010

ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...

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The Problems With Twilight

posted by IloveDxC

Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning অথবা sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED দ্বারা Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If ভ্যাম্পায়ার never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...

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X & Zero

posted by tokidoki123

Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and দেবদূত were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. দেবদূত Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" ব্যক্ত Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked...

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hair beauty : girls

posted by darina25

u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the শীর্ষ 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.

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RICH vs. POOR

posted by juicyjossy9

A ছবি I took of a farm that produces বৃক্ষবিশেষ syrup…

A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…

Published দ্বারা Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
___________________________________

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my যন্ত্রপত্র ইনবক্স recently, and upon পাঠ করা it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...

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Schoolstuck: chapter two

posted by canal

Dave x John

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are আপনি okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She ব্যক্ত a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime আপনি can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a তালিকা about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something আপনি should...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!

posted by Mel4ever

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So আপনি have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! নমস্কার girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did আপনি know স্নেহ চুম্বন is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken সুপ actually makes আপনি feel better. 94% of boys would প্রণয় it if আপনি sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your শীর্ষ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult আপনি when they like you! 89% of guys want আপনি to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. চকোলেট will make আপনি feel better! Most...

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the ABC's of ex-lovers

posted by karpach_13

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something অথবা someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd প্রণয় to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

The Nut House Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...

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How To Indentify An Idiot?

posted by TVD_rocks

From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty মিনিট looking at an কমলা রস box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If আপনি gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to বিছানা to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar...

Merry Freakin' বড়দিন - দিন 24: Rogue Warrior

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” অথবা “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published দ্বারা Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. আপনি people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just আপনি wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography দ্বারা actually named Richard “Dick”...

Funny people being serious

posted by Canada24

1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while পাঠ করা book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...

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The Story of My ব্যবহারকারী নাম

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Okay, this প্রবন্ধ sucks, 'cause I suck at writing, and you're gonna hate it and tell me so. Just saying. Anyway, I just felt like doing this, so there. Don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this before I actually wrote the article, so don't blame me if it turns out crappier than I thought. It's not my fault. Well, okay, it is, since I wrote it, but who cares. like I ব্যক্ত before, don't like, don't read. And wow, this is turning out to be a very long Authors Note...

Okay, so (if আপনি hadn't noticed it already) my user name is My8thUsername. Well, technically...

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Mysterious প্রণয় chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few ঘন্টা I fell asleep and woke up দ্বারা the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a শার্ট that had some sort of শিরোনাম on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old কনভার্স on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are আপনি doing here aren't আপনি supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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x

posted by aimikazeee

[4:13:04 PM] melody: This was it. My boyfriend Harry Styles was about to come প্রথমপাতা after three months on tour. I spent the whole entire দিন cleaning the house and cooking just for his arrival. I even bought some অন্তর্বাস at Victoria Secret, I usually don’t wear it because I see no point in it but I knew how much Harry loved it on me.

Throughout the whole দিন he would send me text messages both naughty and nice ones. I wore my পোশাক on শীর্ষ of the অন্তর্বাস and just the thought of him coming প্রথমপাতা and seeing me then just take me into the bedroom and fuck me all night.

My thoughts were interrupted...

The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

The বৃত্ত comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed দ্বারা the name, WindWakerGuy430

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me আরো booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention...

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Girls night out

posted by karpach_14

Two women বন্ধু had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking প্রথমপাতা they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone অথবা something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe...

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সালাদ is Evil

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Before আপনি ask, no, this isn't my story. I just heard is somewhere. A LONG time ago. Please don't sue me if this is yours! *Sobs* I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Once upon a time there was a man. I don't know his name. Lets call him George. So...George isn't fat, he's just...a little over-weight. Just a little. And he doesn't like it. Not one bit. So he tries dieting. It doesn't work. He can't help it, he just can't go for over three days without going to MacDonalds. He does this for a couple months, starting diets and ditching them when he gets too hungry. Finally, he gets so fed up with this...