Girl, I will cut yo' face.

added by justliveitlive

Source: haha, TUMBLR DUH

IDEK. Use it when someone says something আপনি don't like. ;] Oh and yes, kiddies this is a real knife. Don't use real knives when আপনি want revenge, not just yet.

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funny

use it well

TDIlover226, drunksheep and 4 others like this

r-pattz You know, I saw the title of this pic, and I just knew it had to have been you that submitted it. =P

justliveitlive Haha, it's how I roll. ;]

CornChips Lmao this is funny :)

TeamSongz4eva CREPPY THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE MY BIRTH MOTHER 0_0

justliveitlive ^ hahahaha, that's quite funny. :]

TDIFan960 Lol XD I love the Title XD

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor দ্বারা floor, and once আপনি find what আপনি are looking for, আপনি can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling আপনি what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The বন্ধু laugh and without hesitation...

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Flair উদ্ধৃতি :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope আপনি realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good বন্ধু don't let আপনি do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! আপনি actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If আপনি met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse অথবা Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if আপনি have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT তারিখ IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that আপনি can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can তারিখ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do আপনি realize how crazy and gross a lot of অনুরাগী are???? Here is a gross প্রবন্ধ about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached দ্বারা “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

added by liridonarama96

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BILLIE PIPER: Ring my ঘণ্টা (includes lyrics)

added by Atlahua

video

বিলি পিপার

যেভাবে খুশী

:))))))

added by aitypw

:)))))))

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My শীর্ষ 25 Songs Please মতামত About Them!

posted by selenagomezfan7

1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor সত্বর Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 পাতিহাঁস ঘণ্টা Our প্রণয়
9 Selena Gomez A বছর Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 পাতিহাঁস ঘণ্টা Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 পাতিহাঁস ঘণ্টা I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor সত্বর প্রণয় Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 পাতিহাঁস ঘণ্টা I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug

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Grandpa & I at the local cinema

posted by darkkhorn19

Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, আপনি kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your গথ দেশীয় clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your এমো স্টাইল hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no কিশমিশ Bran
Well, don't আপনি know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of খাবার আপনি hate ooh
You won't get no মিষ্টান্ন 'till আপনি clean off your plate
So eat it, don't আপনি tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some আরো chicken, have some আরো pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled অথবা fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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Disrespect on ফ্যানপপ

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your পছন্দ spot, hoping to post some চলচ্ছবি and pictures, answer প্রশ্ন and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an প্রবন্ধ অথবা two. আপনি get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting উত্তর such as "you suck for liking this" অথবা "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...

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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when আপনি hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry অথবা প্রণয় আপনি more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave আপনি with my ring and this last letter.
I have হারিয়ে গেছে myself and don't try to call me অথবা come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to আপনি and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if আপনি let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and আপনি too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
আপনি will have your own life, everything আপনি wanted with you.
আপনি will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm বিছানা when your old, knowing that আপনি did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I প্রণয় you, I প্রণয় আপনি so much...

~Reah

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so বড়দিন

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the সেকেন্ড দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, four suburban trucks, বৃক্ষ moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth দিন of Cristmas my true love...

Okay a হ্যালোইন story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists অথবা pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. দ্বারা the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being হারিয়ে গেছে in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a ঝরনা to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the ঝরনা feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew ডিনার was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for ডিনার too. She was...

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Brooklyn Rage Lyrics

posted by InvaderCynder

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I প্রণয় it!)
All I do is just believe in the হৃদয় of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...