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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ডেস্ক and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid অথবা a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her প্রথমপাতা because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions

Ask if আপনি they can put খাবার color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a মতামত about his abs.

Ask if the পিজা has had its shots

Ask if the পিজা is organically grown

Ask if them for a free তারিখ with one of the staff if আপনি make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys অথবা emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and আপনি don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do আপনি use these emotions অথবা others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) চুম্বন
-See আরো emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. অথবা be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat খাবার that can make আপনি sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda অথবা crush
4) gety near load stuff অথবা equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ঘন্টা
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms রাস্তা orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make আপনি hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what আপনি did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
শীর্ষ 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time আপনি wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say আপনি don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite অথবা scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with বন্ধু that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a ছুরি of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, আপনি don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a খাদ Pro ভান্দার অথবা anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift ভান্দার and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a তালিকা of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If আপনি enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. আপনি must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was বড়দিন Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute নৌকা hanging on the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of রাম into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at বড়দিন time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The টাকো Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: আপনি are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET আপনি FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: আপনি মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought আপনি picked a দিন out of a hat for that অথবা something.

ME: ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট দিন is when I say it is ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Day. It's when I say it is ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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