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Main fail nobody noticed about twilight

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twilight

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cookiehead101, cleo-mermaid and 4 others like this

ColieAnne91 i have asked this question a million times... how can a vampire have an erection~???? lol

swiddlewiddle :)) lmao at edward's face

Smib hahaha xD

Outsidersfan123 O_O

cookiehead101 hahahahahahaha

VMars4ever Even more so, how can a vampire talk if they don't breathe?

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So Relatable

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Real Tom

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Loki ~

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Canned রুটি

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হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ xD

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Strange Evolution Of Our Society

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Using Feet

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OHMYGOD.

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Captcha Art

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50 Things to do in An Elevator

posted by BlackSunshine

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open দ্বারা themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call আপনি Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until আপনি hear the penny আপনি dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

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What women say but really mean.

posted by alismouha

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious দ্বারা now"

"Do what আপনি want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain

"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want আপনি to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, আপনি moron."

"You're...so manly "means" আপনি need a shave and আপনি sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all আপনি ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...

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U Mad bro

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Lero-ro

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Chukar তিতির

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Vitani, Kovu, and Nuka

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Beautiful পরী

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Crossover Pamoon art stuff

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q6y6VsbzoTjZ barney the purple dinosaur 41571613 373 521

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Cat and Donkey

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Divorce

posted by Nick16

Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do আপনি mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 মিনিট later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.