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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and প্রদর্শনী it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and প্রদর্শনী it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...

Get to know a বন্ধু bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" অথবা "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do আপনি think ?


When আপনি break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses আপনি - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want আপনি to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants আপনি to read it ]
When she walks away from আপনি mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ চুম্বন her ]
When she pushes আপনি অথবা hit's আপনি - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at আপনি - [ চুম্বন her and tell her আপনি প্রণয় her ]
When she ignore's আপনি - [ Give her your...