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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time আপনি throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, আপনি JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black চিতাবাঘ conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when আপনি drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....