Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up দ্বারা St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send আপনি to Heaven অথবা Hell. After all, আপনি enormously helped society দ্বারা putting a computer in almost every প্রথমপাতা in America, yet আপনি also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let আপনি decide where আপনি want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let আপনি visit both places briefly,...
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