Miranda Cosgrove at Disneyland

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if আপনি don't look like a movie তারকা because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because আপনি প্রণয় to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much খাবার in one দিন you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If আপনি want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then আপনি throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if আপনি don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone আপনি may never see again অথবা someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do আপনি want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if আপনি actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but আপনি say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving আপনি now after আপনি keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

নমস্কার so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if আপনি didnt see the পূর্ববর্তি 2 parts আপনি have a button under the প্রবন্ধ 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most জনপ্রিয় wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" আপনি promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ আপনি were দ্বারা my side.
When I was scared‚ আপনি felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ আপনি were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ আপনি were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful সঙ্গীত reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...

Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your সারমেয় hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...