Q: Why did the forgetful chicken ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck ক্রুশ the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get to the সেকেন্ড hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get hit দ্বারা my car.
Q: Why did the woman ক্রুশ the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck ক্রুশ the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get to the সেকেন্ড hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get hit দ্বারা my car.
Q: Why did the woman ক্রুশ the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell আপনি 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person আপনি don't know
2)Then twirl another যেভাবে খুশী persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a যেভাবে খুশী persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool গান গাওয়া the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and প্রদর্শনী them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a যেভাবে খুশী person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person আপনি don't know
2)Then twirl another যেভাবে খুশী persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a যেভাবে খুশী persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool গান গাওয়া the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and প্রদর্শনী them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a যেভাবে খুশী person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!