জীবন্ত

1.if they let আপনি touch their আইপড computer অথবা mp3 মোছা every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with আপনি to the store অথবা something yell "WHY ARE আপনি FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom অথবা dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say আপনি saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as আপনি can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their খাবার can enjoy the arcade with some বড়দিন spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a তারকা though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open দ্বারা themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call আপনি Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until আপনি hear the penny আপনি dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....