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Source: somewhere far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away
How would আপনি stalk him/her? Oh, secretly go to his/her room. Wait..what?
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and যোগদান us!
Allex: Ok. What are আপনি doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this প্রবন্ধ is not about মেষ অথবা bananas it is about a আরো serious matter.

this is a বিতর্ক and i want everyone পাঠ করা this
লেখা a মতামত about what আপনি think is write অথবা wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

অথবা the chicken?

thats my বিতর্ক and i want EVERYONE who's a অনুরাগী
of যেভাবে খুশী to write what they think is right


and become a অনুরাগী of me and become a অনুরাগী of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
অথবা the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys প্রণয় flirts.
3. A guy can like আপনি for a minute, and then forget আপনি afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are আপনি doing something?" অথবা "Have আপনি eaten already?" are the first usual প্রশ্ন a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, অথবা to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get আপনি in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly দ্বারা giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the পরবর্তি family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - আপনি may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin টুপি and feed him grapes when...
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1. At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t আপনি try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect. Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:

If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.

2 : If আপনি overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked দ্বারা his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes প্রথমপাতা and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother উত্তর " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad উত্তর "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? আপনি know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let আপনি go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are আপনি enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling আপনি how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
Okay so if আপনি live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The পরবর্তি day, cut the balloons off and আপনি got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when আপনি can barely সরানো as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do আপনি always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd আপনি treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
If আপনি tied buttered টোস্ট to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when আপনি turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if আপনি open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when আপনি transport something দ্বারা car, it's called a shipment, but when আপনি transport something দ্বারা ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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IDK, just surfing ইউটিউব and i found This!!!LOLXD
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