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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her পিজা cut into six pieces অথবা twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did আপনি get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office রান্নাঘর one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their পছন্দ cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the সৈকত at midnight.

10. Write কবিতা for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when আপনি mean it and make sure they know আপনি mean it.

13. Give যেভাবে খুশী gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl আপনি ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every সেকেন্ড possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....