His son.

1. আপনি look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. আপনি can't stop thinking of the person.

3. আপনি dream about marrying the person.

4. আপনি drool everytime আপনি watch them sing.

5. আপনি have a giggle fit everytime they take their শার্ট off.

6. আপনি have a million pictures of the person.

7. আপনি want to meet the person আরো then anything.

8. আপনি know their songs দ্বারা heart.

9. আপনি dream of স্নেহ চুম্বন them.

10. আপনি want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. আপনি watch চলচ্ছবি with that person in it all the time.

12. আপনি have them as your icon.

13. আপনি would die for them.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are আপনি a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do আপনি work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do আপনি know যীশু দ্বারা any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do আপনি know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No আপনি were ranting about how awesome আপনি were. I asked if আপনি had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are আপনি retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot কলা milkshake.