Teen Derp

আপনি are already late, and your key is missing, আপনি wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 মিনিট পূর্বে আপনি were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now আপনি are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, আপনি wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

আপনি are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, আপনি wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that আপনি cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, আপনি wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage আপনি realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, আপনি wish there was an valuation period' অথবা atleast a 'sample download' অথবা a 'demo version'!

One দিন আপনি realize that আপনি are turning bald, আপনি wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......

WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR আপনি INCASE আপনি GET PULLED OVER দ্বারা A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE আপনি CAN SUFFER দ্বারা SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER অথবা ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can আপনি hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't আপনি the guy from the Village People?

Hey, আপনি must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are আপনি Andy অথবা Barney?

I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.