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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - শীর্ষ 20 তালিকা

posted by spunkyonyx

1. অ্যাঞ্জেল Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying অথবা you'll get some action faster than a pit ষাঁড় on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all আপনি want even if she is the kind who will out chug আপনি in বিয়ার and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names আপনি never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys প্রণয় flirts.
3. A guy can like আপনি for a minute, and then forget আপনি afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are আপনি doing something?" অথবা "Have আপনি eaten already?" are the first usual প্রশ্ন a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why আপনি প্রণয় her

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. I প্রণয় the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I প্রণয় the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I প্রণয় the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I প্রণয় the way আপনি look at me.

5. I প্রণয় how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I প্রণয় the way I can’t imagine a দিন without আপনি in my life.

7. I প্রণয় the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I প্রণয় the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I প্রণয় the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I প্রণয় how I know you’ll always be there when I need আপনি to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - শীর্ষ 20 তালিকা

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, অথবা to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get আপনি in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly দ্বারা giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the পরবর্তি family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - আপনি may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin টুপি and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

ফুলেরসাজি are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

ফুলেরসাজি are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And প্রদর্শনী me your tits

ফুলেরসাজি make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And আপনি প্রণয় it up the shitter

ফুলেরসাজি are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

ফুলেরসাজি are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

ফুলেরসাজি are shit
Violets are crap
প্রদর্শনী me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

ফুলেরসাজি are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And গেলা it down

ফুলেরসাজি are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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My শীর্ষ 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a তালিকা like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this তালিকা with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please মতামত but be polite. Also, always মতামত because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers আপনি know.
12.Strangers আপনি don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to মোছা above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar আপনি grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something অথবা someone

3. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki যেভাবে খুশী noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a ফোয়ারা run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to আপনি in public about the...

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10 most stupid প্রশ্ন people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t আপনি try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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When আপনি see it, you'll shit bricks!

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The 20 Dumbest প্রশ্ন asked on Yahoo উত্তর

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious প্রবন্ধ on pcworld.com
Don't know who the লেখক is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's স্মারক Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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পেডোভালু

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Source: গুগুল

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a গুপ্তশব্দ other than "password" অথবা "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits পরবর্তি to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be আরো imaginative.

I will not bore my boss দ্বারা with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some আরো excuses.

I will do less laundry and use আরো deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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My শীর্ষ 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult তালিকা I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. আপনি can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the শীর্ষ 10 and just listing the other women and প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for আপনি guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope আপনি enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to মতামত and I can't wait to hear what...

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The শীর্ষ 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The প্রদর্শনী was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids প্রদর্শনী that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The প্রদর্শনী had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my পছন্দ parts of the প্রদর্শনী was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

added by Juilet1234

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of আপনি might have heard of the game Facade. those of আপনি who have, আপনি probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she ব্যক্ত "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they ব্যক্ত yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

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যেভাবে খুশী Facts

posted by Bluekait

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are আরো likely to become serial killers.

Everything আপনি see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are আরো likely to dream when আপনি are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If আপনি tear off paper from bottles, আপনি are sexually...