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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, অথবা to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get আপনি in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly দ্বারা giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the পরবর্তি family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - আপনি may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin টুপি and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping কার্ট and switch the items with stuff from the person পরবর্তি to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of আপনি on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and আপনি know it bomb Iraq
If আপনি cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If আপনি never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If আপনি think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one আপনি love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say আপনি প্রণয় me unless আপনি really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like আপনি could চুম্বন my imperfections away,
And I would stand দ্বারা your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to আপনি on everything I am,
And I dedicate to আপনি all that I have,
And I promise আপনি that I will stand right দ্বারা your side,
Forever and always, until the দিন I die.

I’m not crying over what আপনি said;
It’s what আপনি didn’t say that...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first ক্যুইজ I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told আপনি I could make আপনি say 256.





OK,if আপনি ব্যক্ত to yourself,"No.You ব্যক্ত আপনি can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if আপনি didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
posted by টারমার২০
Have আপনি ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this প্রবন্ধ is right for you! Hahaha. আপনি know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that আপনি have to go to the bathroom, and that আপনি think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are আপনি doing okay in there?". To make it even আরো annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When আপনি arrive at the পরবর্তি stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If আপনি are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach আপনি all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now আপনি know how to do it!
Now, if আপনি want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and প্রদর্শনী your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if আপনি win, আপনি get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If আপনি are a winner check everything on your profile.
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved দ্বারা everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the মাস is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is আরো of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most তিক্ত of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The সঙ্গীত genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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