So Relatable

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President অথবা Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a বছর plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

The ভদকা Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage বিতর্ক Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status নবীকৃত তথ্য Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether অথবা not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, সেকেন্ড of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping কার্ট and switch the items with stuff from the person পরবর্তি to them's কার্ট
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of আপনি on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. সরানো "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When আপনি are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When আপনি are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When আপনি are dating..... He takes আপনি out to have a good time.
When আপনি are married ....He brings প্রথমপাতা a 6 pack, and says "What are আপনি going to drink?"

When আপনি are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When আপনি are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When আপনি are dating..... A Single বিছানা for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When আপনি are married ....A King size বিছানা feels like an army cot.

When আপনি are dating..... আপনি are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, ফ্যানপপ friends. These are some যেভাবে খুশী bits of trivia about me.

* I think জীবন্ত is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My পছন্দ holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My পছন্দ actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My পছন্দ actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been লেখা regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with লেখা romantic stories.

* I'm not a অনুরাগী of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My পছন্দ film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie শিরোনাম made দ্বারা fighting game অনুরাগী for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....