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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As আপনি can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did আপনি ever walk in a room and forget why আপনি walked in? I think that’s how সারমেয় spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” দ্বারা the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains অথবা argues, reply with “What are আপনি gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with আপনি for Halloween

4. প্রদর্শনী him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile অথবা if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room অথবা says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” দ্বারা Madonna.
Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are আপনি ready to যোগদান us now?
Hands in the air, we will প্রদর্শনী আপনি how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and সরানো your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If আপনি think আপনি পাঠ করা all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real অনুরাগী Twilight fan, wait until আপনি read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega অনুরাগী of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years পূর্বে when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been প্রণয় with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following প্রবন্ধ contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One দিন at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a বছর ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well আপনি don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James আপনি creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one আপনি may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, দ্বারা today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by woowie
Kat: আপনি spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and আপনি know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO প্রণয় AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, আপনি stay since আপনি live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO আপনি wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater অনুরাগী then আপনি might not wanna read this but if আপনি do and it affends আপনি then leave a মতামত and i can tell আপনি in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned আপনি so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first প্রবন্ধ I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)
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Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, আপনি want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game আপনি play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game আপনি can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that আপনি want it to be

Play the numbers one দ্বারা one, আগুন the shot the damage is done
Restless প্রেমী pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When আপনি make the rules no one can slow আপনি down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I প্রণয় আপনি sugar
Yeah this is what আপনি do
When আপনি run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make আপনি stay
You’re the only one that keeps me গান গাওয়া la la la
I প্রণয় to smell your t-shirt
I like the way আপনি are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what আপনি do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what আপনি do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how আপনি do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that আপনি want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything আপনি choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make আপনি happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this প্রণয় we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t আপনি judge দ্বারা the cover it’s so far from what আপনি see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on আপনি to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give আপনি something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m অভিনয় out

Set me free, I’m ready to প্রদর্শনী you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a প্রদর্শনী what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m অভিনয় out

Welcome to a new...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush আপনি can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush আপনি can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When আপনি tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies আপনি tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my হৃদয় was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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