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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a বৃত্ত that had its two sides gently compressed দ্বারা a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers আপনি know.
12.Strangers আপনি don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to মোছা above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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New Zodiac Dates!

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her আপনি প্রণয় her.

5. Call her before আপনি sleep and after আপনি wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease আপনি back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her পছন্দ movie with her অথবা her পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী even if আপনি think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - অথবা Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening অথবা something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, আরো commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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Donkey "Pulling" কার্ট

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A Slender Man in Silent Hill.

posted by marksmen456

Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.

The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise আপনি hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...

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The Short-Lived Micronation of Rose Island

posted by tdafan121

Rose Island before its destruction

-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...

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some cool funny উদ্ধৃতি

posted by lloonny

-Last night I lay in বিছানা looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get হারিয়ে গেছে in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If আপনি die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist ব্যক্ত something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...

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50 things girls should know about guys.

posted by Kyle_XY

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all দিন long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from আপনি girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF আপনি DON'T PASS THIS ON আপনি DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All দিন long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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শীর্ষ 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

শীর্ষ 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give আপনি her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when আপনি try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s প্রদত্ত আপনি a fake number. Some women will give আপনি their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell আপনি why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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Gross Facts

posted by EllentheStrange

Warning: This প্রবন্ধ contains disgusting facts that just as the শিরোনাম states, আপনি may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time আপনি lean in for a kiss, আপনি might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and আপনি may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More যেভাবে খুশী Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If আপনি attempt to light your gas on আগুন it...

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55 Reasons I প্রণয় You: Girls Point of View

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

Reasons I প্রণয় You:

1) The way আপনি stand দ্বারা my side 

2) The times আপনি make sure nothing will harm me 

3) How আপনি always find a new way to "WoW" me

 4) When I'm sad, আপনি take the pain away with a joke

 5) How আপনি always look deep into my eyes

 6) How আপনি can make my হৃদয় melt with your soft lips 

7) The way আপনি hold my hand so tight 

8) The way আপনি never let my hands go

 8) How আপনি always watch out for me 

9) They way আপনি make sure I have everything I need 

10) How আপনি always know what to say when I get mad at you 

11) When আপনি buy me things out of the blue 

12) How আপনি say the cutest...