Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell আপনি a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told আপনি to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If আপনি die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The জনপ্রিয় girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my শার্ট on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If আপনি are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some যেভাবে খুশী guy/girl = Is this আসন empty?
আপনি = Yes and this one will be too if আপনি sit here.
I'll write আরো soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell আপনি a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told আপনি to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If আপনি die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The জনপ্রিয় girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my শার্ট on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If আপনি are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some যেভাবে খুশী guy/girl = Is this আসন empty?
আপনি = Yes and this one will be too if আপনি sit here.
I'll write আরো soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
10. Sing “Bad Touch” দ্বারা the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains অথবা argues, reply with “What are আপনি gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with আপনি for Halloween
4. প্রদর্শনী him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile অথবা if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room অথবা says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” দ্বারা Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains অথবা argues, reply with “What are আপনি gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with আপনি for Halloween
4. প্রদর্শনী him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile অথবা if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room অথবা says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” দ্বারা Madonna.